unfortunately I think this one is a cliche because it is so common, although I appreciate it's an anatomical issue. Crossed legs hitting the shins of fellow passengers is also an etiquette breach, though crossing one's legs is often a response to not being given enough space in the first place.

I’ll also be speaking (for free!) at Adelaide Writers Week at 5pm this arvo.

Thought about doing a flushing/blush pink pun for Fran Drescher, but in the end an industrial action pun felt like a better move.

Thank you Ruth.

Alas there’s only one H&M in my home town and their guidance of ‘four medium bags per customer’ is unclear. If I was in a bigger city I’d just drive around to multiple fast fashion stores (they caused the bigger issue, so only fair they wear it), but if you’re regional it’s not much of an option.

Indeed to all three. And thank you.

I am doing the right thing and sorting the items good enough to be donated from not. There is nowhere that will accept the latter category without hefty fees, at least not a life-sized quantity.