Alyssa Esbri
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Alyssa Esbri
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Merry Crisis
December 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just because it can be explained with science doesn’t mean it’s not magic.
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The only people I really fuck with are those who can cast alchemy without a circle.
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Let them suffer.
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Smith &lesson
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Cocooning but open to connection.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Single fathers date for labor not for love.
December 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The local oracle.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You are limited.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The local historian.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When I was little my mom threw my hamster out the door because it bit her. My cat brought it back 3 days later with no head.
December 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Martha Stewart been that girl.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Class consciousness is realizing the gentrification of matcha.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You look like a vampire and not the hot kind.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I don’t have to wait for thanksgiving to eat good. I ain’t new to this. I’m true to this.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I curate friendships. I don’t collect people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing.
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
All of my energy goes to being freaky and evil.
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
East of the sun and west of the moon.
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You are a cigarette and I am drunk.
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Yo what happened to no nut November?
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Deep in a Pinterest k hole.
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Claires offers the snake eye piercing.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Learned helplessness
November 7, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Masking <Peacocking
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM