Alyssa 🇨🇦
@alyssawrites.bsky.social
Writer & Editor,
Bassist in Spectra,
Crafter Extraordinaire,
Motorcycle enthusiast,
Etc.
Bassist in Spectra,
Crafter Extraordinaire,
Motorcycle enthusiast,
Etc.
I think everyone should create harmless graffiti at their workplaces to make it feel more like a community.
I have started posting blackout poetry made from scraps from the printer around my workplace :)
I have started posting blackout poetry made from scraps from the printer around my workplace :)
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I think everyone should create harmless graffiti at their workplaces to make it feel more like a community.
I have started posting blackout poetry made from scraps from the printer around my workplace :)
I have started posting blackout poetry made from scraps from the printer around my workplace :)
The boys got a new bed 🐈⬛🐈⬛
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 AM
The boys got a new bed 🐈⬛🐈⬛
Very important news: local guy bullies tiny thing
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Very important news: local guy bullies tiny thing
I get my own whiteboard at work, and unless there's a very important announcement I usually put dad jokes with musical themes on it. I'm running out of jokes though after 5 months of doing this every week, someone please send me some niche musical jokes that are safe for kids 😅
June 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I get my own whiteboard at work, and unless there's a very important announcement I usually put dad jokes with musical themes on it. I'm running out of jokes though after 5 months of doing this every week, someone please send me some niche musical jokes that are safe for kids 😅
Have you ever wondered what you look like right at the start of a yawn? Beans knows. His pre-yawn face is immortalized here.
June 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Have you ever wondered what you look like right at the start of a yawn? Beans knows. His pre-yawn face is immortalized here.
When it's 5:15, you haven't taken your break yet, there's less than 4 hours left in your shift, and someone is eating popcorn that you can smell from down the hall and one floor up
May 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When it's 5:15, you haven't taken your break yet, there's less than 4 hours left in your shift, and someone is eating popcorn that you can smell from down the hall and one floor up
This is the type of collection you really have to pace yourself reading. It's very impactful, I'm only halfway through it.
May 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is the type of collection you really have to pace yourself reading. It's very impactful, I'm only halfway through it.
These boys are getting so big!
May 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
These boys are getting so big!
Can someone ID this moth for me or should I just call it a leggy, winged oreo and move on with my life?
April 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Can someone ID this moth for me or should I just call it a leggy, winged oreo and move on with my life?
This is what I'm talking about btw. McBrown, an epic Hamilton band
April 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This is what I'm talking about btw. McBrown, an epic Hamilton band
When the band gets up on stage and there's another guy behind the drum kit
April 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When the band gets up on stage and there's another guy behind the drum kit
I'd like to apologize for the Beans fright spam. Here's some love for my snuggly boy Loki. I'd also like to say your welcome for the Beans fright spam
April 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'd like to apologize for the Beans fright spam. Here's some love for my snuggly boy Loki. I'd also like to say your welcome for the Beans fright spam
When you finish your set and realize that's the last one because the band's going on hiatus over the summer
April 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When you finish your set and realize that's the last one because the band's going on hiatus over the summer
When you almost drop a $5000 guitar
April 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When you almost drop a $5000 guitar
When u realize you actually have to work Monday even though you usually have it booked off
April 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When u realize you actually have to work Monday even though you usually have it booked off
When someone changes the line up order on the day of the show
April 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When someone changes the line up order on the day of the show
Hello? Haters? I can't hear you over my homemade buns 🤤
April 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hello? Haters? I can't hear you over my homemade buns 🤤
Ok last one I promise 🐢
April 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ok last one I promise 🐢
More flowers from Monday 🌸
April 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
More flowers from Monday 🌸
I looked at flowers today 🥰
April 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I looked at flowers today 🥰