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Alyssa (She/her) 🏳️‍⚧️
@alyssasmw.bsky.social
480 followers 470 following 200 posts
🎥 Twitch streamer 🖥️
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans 🏳️‍⚧️
💍 @bear-witch-project.bsky.social 💍
🎮 Kaizo player 🕹️
⏳ Speedrunner ⌛
🥦 Vegan 🥕
🔪 Horror enthusiast 🎬
🌲 PNW 🌲
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October 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Hey all! I'm going to be live on the GDQ twitch channel! Frost Fatales is happening NOW, I have 2 speedruns later tonight with all donations going towards the national women's law center! 5:30PM PST tonight, I'll be speedrunning Superstar and Pipetastic! I hope to see everyone there!!!
March 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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A reddit post describing the actions of TwinAphex (and his multiple pseudonyms) and his toxic behavior.
February 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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If I had known just ONE trans person as a kid... if I had seen just ONE trans person in media as a kid... it would have changed my life in ways I can't fully express. Trans kids exist. Trans kids need trans representation
January 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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A twilight meme with 2 scenes. On the first one it's Edward saying "it will be like I never existed, I promise." But Tiktoks logo is over his face. In the second panel there is a picture of Bella replying saying "if this is about my Data take it! I don't want it without you."
January 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Pictures from the sunset at the beach! 🌅🏖️
A picture of me in a black hoodie and a yellow knit beanie, standing on a jetty of giant boulders. With the ocean and the sunset behind me. A picture of the beach with the sunset in the distance.
January 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I finally finished my first full speedrun of Tortured Souls 2! It's a 44 exit Kaizo expert hack and I finished with a 2:21:08.9. just 6 seconds short of WR 😅
A screenshot of my stream right after I finished a tortured souls 2 speedrun. (SMW hack). The final time was 2:21:08.9
December 16, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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2 pictures from a flex tape commercial. One panel with someone next to a tank of water with a massive hole, leaking water. The second panel is the person's hands covering up the hole with flex tape to stop the leak. In this meme, the top panel says "cis" boys over the person, and the leaking tank says "wishing to turn into a girl", the bottom panel says "everyone does that" over the tape covering the leak.
December 14, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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A picture of a tuxedo cat half asleep with her eyes barely cracked. Wrapped in a blanket on a chair but with one arm fully out and extended.
December 13, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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I got a professional headshot done the other day! (My father in-law is a photographer 😅)
A professional headshot of me sitting at a desk wearing a blue dress. (My favorite part here is that my nails are blue and pink alternating, and I'm wearing a blue dress with a pink necklace. And they just happen to match perfectly!)
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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"Does Luigi Mangione Sound Like a Real Name to you?" With a picture of Rodger from American Dad in a disguise
December 12, 2024 at 8:35 AM
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*sung to Hot to Go* Someone shot a C-E-O De-ny De-fend and De-pose
December 10, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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The Police: What the fuck? His backpack is full of Monopoly money?? The shooter: (a picture of somebody laughing in three pictures layered over each other)
December 8, 2024 at 7:54 AM
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Not sure which of these I like more. The one on the left looks clearer I think but the other one looks more 'folk horror'-ey.

What do you think? 🌫️🌲🌫️
A picture of a river and a house with rolling hills of trees and fog in the background. Very brightly colored and vibrant. A picture of a river and a house with rolling hills of trees and fog in the background. This version is a bit darker but maybe a bit foggier.
December 7, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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A picture of a wizard riding a giant frog. With text around it that says "I GOT THAT BOG IN ME"
December 7, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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A picture of my black and white tuxedo cat laying on her side and head but with her back and butt in mid-air
December 7, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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Literally me after fighting them for over 2 years for a bill that is literally illegal for them to send me. 🙃
A picture of a grave at a funeral with text over the headstone that says "Brian Thompson CEO of United Healthcare". And a person at a funeral kneeling over the fresh grave smiling at the camera and showing a peace sign with his hand. With text over him saying "anyone who's had united healthcare".
December 7, 2024 at 5:35 AM
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😺 Real gremlin hours 😺
A picture of my black and white tuxedo cat half underneath some blinds and staring directly into the camera.
December 6, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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But noooooo, we could never have universal healthcare 🙃
An article titled: Universal healthcare in U.S. would have saved 212,000 lives, $459B in 2020, study finds By Dave Muoio
December 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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If anyone wants to play a fairly hard, but also (hopefully) good SMW level I made a while back. I'd love to send it out! It's the only level I'm actually proud of that I've made so far 😊
A screenshot from the level I made called "Deepsea Retrograde" with a sunset in the background, with palm trees and a beachy foreground. With water as well.
December 6, 2024 at 12:06 AM
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👀👀👀
A tweet saying: me growing up: why do i not care what i look like but don't like it, don't let anyone take pictures of me and sometimes think about how being a girl would be rad me later: picture of I can't believe it not butter logo but instead it says "I Can't Believe It's Dysphoria!"
December 5, 2024 at 9:53 PM
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YouTube music stuff for the year 🎉
A picture of my 2024 YouTube music recap for the year. Top artists (in order): Disfiguring the Goddess, Hexvessel, Purity Ring, Black Dresses, Humanitys Last Breath. TOP tracks (in order): Who Are you Now (Disfiguring the Goddess), I Just Want To Go Back (Disfiguring the Goddess), Shines (Purity Ring Ft. Black Dresses), Time To Myself (Disfiguring the Goddess), Cult Leader (KiNG MALA) A picture with the band logo for "Disfiguring the Goddess" saying underneath "You were in the top 0.1% of Disfiguring the Goddess listeners. You listened to them 112x as much as the average listener.
December 5, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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Sunrise looking gorgeous this morning :o
A picture of the sunrise
December 5, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Girlhood is a spectrum: with a picture of a girl crying saying "I really love cats" on the left and a picture of Laura Palmer in the black lodge screaming on the right. And line with an arrow on each end to represent a spectrum.
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Francine trying to boop me with her nose 😺
A picture of me and my tuxedo cat (Francine) where she is leaning in for a nose boop.
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 AM