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alyssamissa.bsky.social
alyssamissa
@alyssamissa.bsky.social
Your favorite snack-sized stoner, collector of simps, bringer of radiant goblin energy. Probably just a hallucination, take less next time.

https://linktr.ee/alyssamissa

I'm just here to be cute 🤷‍♀️
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Wtf is a Bluesky and how do I make it more chaotic
You look cute today

April fools, you look cute everyday 🫶
April 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I have to hold my hair up while I pee now 🫣 the struggle is real
March 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Only cause I can be nakey on this app ☺️✨️
March 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Forgot about this app again 🫠
January 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Professional Selkie

linktr.ee/alyssamissa
November 27, 2024 at 7:37 AM
November 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Guilty ig
She's doing that sexy stoner princess shit again. Fuck 🥵😈
November 24, 2024 at 7:25 PM
🫣🤞
don’t need therapy i just need to know strangers online find me sexually attractive
November 22, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Our mother, who art in fishnets 🙏
November 21, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Reposted by alyssamissa
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Wtf is a Bluesky and how do I make it more chaotic
November 20, 2024 at 9:07 PM