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alyssa mercante
@alyssamerc.bsky.social
culture journo, reluctant gamer, reclaimed italian

creator and writer at inverted
bylines at aftermath, the guardian, rolling stone, gamespot, kotaku, jezebel

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People being like “I’m so much hotter than this video game character” and it’s an AI generated photo that looks nothing like them lmao
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Can they like try me out for 30 minutes at the theme park and just let me stay there if I’m good like they don’t even need to pay me
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is what Marxist communist socialist gorgeous cat moms want to do to America
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Thank you
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Looks like a “hidden event” you can only access through a link, which means you prob have to register with Gotham Casting to be a seat filler (I was able to get a ticket without that, but it may not stick).

Unclear how many seats are available or what the vetting process is like. I’ve reached out.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Didn’t require that here, unsure if they’ll ask for it. I’ve reached out.
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Thank you!
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It didn’t bite him?
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I think it’s an eastern red bat?
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM