Alyssa
@alyssalongmuir.bsky.social
stem teacher, chart maker, women's sport watcher.
Proberbly actually baking a cake.
Proberbly actually baking a cake.
Google changing the voice of hey Google to a man and not allowing me to change it back is the worst thing that had ever happened to me
May 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Google changing the voice of hey Google to a man and not allowing me to change it back is the worst thing that had ever happened to me
so when i first started at my current school i made a dress for then spanish day out of crepe paper and glue so i could be a pinata, ad while it lived through 2 lovely versions of that event it wasn't going to make it to a third, and let me just say the new one i am making out of ribbons?? very fun!
May 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
so when i first started at my current school i made a dress for then spanish day out of crepe paper and glue so i could be a pinata, ad while it lived through 2 lovely versions of that event it wasn't going to make it to a third, and let me just say the new one i am making out of ribbons?? very fun!
Is there any worse feeling than going to the shops with the plan to buy an outfit and not being able to because NOTHING!! IS!! CUTE!!
April 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Is there any worse feeling than going to the shops with the plan to buy an outfit and not being able to because NOTHING!! IS!! CUTE!!
17 days from the end of term + half marathon day and my body is 100% falling apart beneath me
March 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
17 days from the end of term + half marathon day and my body is 100% falling apart beneath me
Frantically researching the effects of eating ice cream while running because I just mapped out a 21 course that hits 4 different messinas and honestly that seems like optimum fueling to me
March 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Frantically researching the effects of eating ice cream while running because I just mapped out a 21 course that hits 4 different messinas and honestly that seems like optimum fueling to me
Made the mistake of rocking up at the nike store post long run and got the pleasure of fighting for my fucking life on the momentum treadmill to try their new shoes
March 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Made the mistake of rocking up at the nike store post long run and got the pleasure of fighting for my fucking life on the momentum treadmill to try their new shoes
I so thought it was going to rain this morning and now I am stuck running with a fucking jacket for over an hour
March 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I so thought it was going to rain this morning and now I am stuck running with a fucking jacket for over an hour
Emotionally reflecting on the fact that I in fact did not buy the lovely cardigan I have had my eye on for ages even with it being on sale because "I want a new pair of running shoes"
February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Emotionally reflecting on the fact that I in fact did not buy the lovely cardigan I have had my eye on for ages even with it being on sale because "I want a new pair of running shoes"
Sitting on the floor just watching as the kitchen delivery men literally consider death having to carry everything up the stairs 700 times
February 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sitting on the floor just watching as the kitchen delivery men literally consider death having to carry everything up the stairs 700 times
whenever someone i know views my tiktok its just like please look away I'm trying to cook something here
February 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
whenever someone i know views my tiktok its just like please look away I'm trying to cook something here
Constructing a mini kitchen (moving my fridge, coffee machine and microwave to the living room) because it's big kitchen construction time (my little water damaged cupboards are getting torn out and replaced)
February 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Constructing a mini kitchen (moving my fridge, coffee machine and microwave to the living room) because it's big kitchen construction time (my little water damaged cupboards are getting torn out and replaced)
Parents when catch an international flight and don't text them within 0.2 seconds of the plan touching down, as you are stepping off the plane, as you are waiting at security, as you get your bag and as you get to your transport - "we just want to know if you are okay"
February 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Parents when catch an international flight and don't text them within 0.2 seconds of the plan touching down, as you are stepping off the plane, as you are waiting at security, as you get your bag and as you get to your transport - "we just want to know if you are okay"
Wearing my most fetching oversized hockey shirt and my old running shorts to brave church street on valentines day in a quest to acquire dinner
February 14, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Wearing my most fetching oversized hockey shirt and my old running shorts to brave church street on valentines day in a quest to acquire dinner
Left my watch at home by accident and now I have to suffer the indignity of using strava on my phone at run club
February 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Left my watch at home by accident and now I have to suffer the indignity of using strava on my phone at run club
Looking at all the clips from broad street rn and I stand by my long stated view that the biggest thing wrong with Australia sports team is ghe fact that every major city is a multi team city and so a championship can never shut a place down in quite the same way we see overseas
February 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Looking at all the clips from broad street rn and I stand by my long stated view that the biggest thing wrong with Australia sports team is ghe fact that every major city is a multi team city and so a championship can never shut a place down in quite the same way we see overseas
It would appear that my planned running route is currently in the river
February 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It would appear that my planned running route is currently in the river
really having to emotionally come to terms with the fact i am upset that a race in like october is already sold out?? who am i?? and am i okay
February 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
really having to emotionally come to terms with the fact i am upset that a race in like october is already sold out?? who am i?? and am i okay
Not my brother sending me a tiktok being like every family has that 1 person who runs because they are mentally unstable and then pointing out that running is literally his job and I in fact am the mentally unstable one
January 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Not my brother sending me a tiktok being like every family has that 1 person who runs because they are mentally unstable and then pointing out that running is literally his job and I in fact am the mentally unstable one
Why I shouldn't go to mainstream Sydney running events - there are people who know my brother here which is something I have been artfully avoiding
January 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Why I shouldn't go to mainstream Sydney running events - there are people who know my brother here which is something I have been artfully avoiding
You know what i love about cricket? The number of charts they just give me mid game.
January 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
You know what i love about cricket? The number of charts they just give me mid game.
Nature is healing : I'm watching one group of friends at the ashes teach the hot to go dance to everyone around them
January 20, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Nature is healing : I'm watching one group of friends at the ashes teach the hot to go dance to everyone around them
Forgot to find a friend to to go to the women's t20 ashes bmgane tonight so it us back to my roots time (attending games alone)
January 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Forgot to find a friend to to go to the women's t20 ashes bmgane tonight so it us back to my roots time (attending games alone)
Not me trying a running gel for practice an immediately remembering I hate the consistency of anything jelly-ish
January 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Not me trying a running gel for practice an immediately remembering I hate the consistency of anything jelly-ish
Going on a walk to the grocery store to gaslight my cat into thinking I'm not trying to put him in the car so that he will come out from under the bed
January 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Going on a walk to the grocery store to gaslight my cat into thinking I'm not trying to put him in the car so that he will come out from under the bed
can i just say the combination of an electrical storm, rain pelting down, sirens blaring and the church across the road from me STILL holding bell practice is a deeply disconcerting experience
January 15, 2025 at 9:27 AM
can i just say the combination of an electrical storm, rain pelting down, sirens blaring and the church across the road from me STILL holding bell practice is a deeply disconcerting experience