Cello was the floofiest of all

Moose & Dart 💙

It’s “Leaving Netflix soon”

FFS, every single scientific study has to address statistical “bias,” which has exactly zip to do with DEI. I hope the excruciating pain of trying to read actual science to vet these words wears them out.

I move we heretofore call him “Elonka”

Thank you, Senator

They didn’t even have the balls to say “Black History Month”

Thoughts and prayers

The only problem being that he’ll tell them it’s all a fabrication by the Democrats and they will believe him, ultimately collapsing under the weight of their own hubris, which is also rather Shakespearean!

Trump is worthless, weak, and whiny. He is also fat, but that’s probably the least offensive thing about him. He is inherently bad, but fat isn’t, and it’s a poor disparagement to lead with.