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Alys Noire
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A ball of custard floating in zero gravity. The glass is half full/empty of arsenic and I’ll be darned if I’m not knocking it back and asking for another. I don’t know who or what I am. 🏳️‍⚧Questioning
A few interesting things from Vigo
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Caerphilly castle. Yes that tower is leaning. Yes they know!
August 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
NIPPLE PASTIES?!

Like...
August 1, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I like photography although I suck at it. One of the things I dug out of the "to sell" pile was my old Huawei P20 pro, which has a dedicated monochrome camera and sensor. I now drag this around with me.
#photography #monocrome
July 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wow so I guess my fav social media is commercial now! /s
July 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A friend introduced me to this song, and now I'm addicted to it. It just... feels like me?

'Cause I've grown tired of this body
A cumbersome and heavy body
I′ve grown tired of this body
Fall apart without me, body

Mother Mother - Body

Just so annoyed I can't seem to get the CD from anywhere!
June 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I totally didn’t go to town to buy more of those Blokees Transformers blind box things! Honest!

Or a random girl blind box from Kenji!

However going to Pho afterwards for pho was a really nice ending to the outing.
June 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Bought this out of curiosity and wasn’t disappointed.

Not seen Transformers One (I have *the* fear of any transformers film that wasn’t from 1986) but this is an awesome model kit!

All this gold must mean they are a good guy, right?
June 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Please could you stay awhile to share my grief
For its such a lovely day
To have to always feel this way
And the time that I will suffer less
Is when I never have to wake”

Portishead - Wandering Star (1994)
June 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I was very excited that I had a new form of centaur, but no, it was just Shy Guy trying to get into a bag.
June 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The duckling noticed it's reflection with wonder.
"Hi there!"
the reflection just stared back.
"Hello?"
It opened and closed it's beak silently in response.
Eventually, the duckling pushed it's head under the water, coming face to face with it's reflection.
"Save me" it cried.
June 17, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Harvington Hall - Battle through the ages

My money was on the sheriff (black dress)!
June 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I keep an album on my phone of textures or patterns that interest me. I’m not sure how I’ll ever use this, but still here’s four from this weekend gone.
June 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I feel something terrible happened here
June 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Went to see the Book of Mormon, and before we got to the seats, saw a frog plush and was like “OMG I love frogs I must have one”.

Now I know what it stands for… still wanted it.

Frogs for life!
June 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
One thing at the games expo, was a Nanoblock Godzilla blind bag.

Yeah I knew I’d not be that lucky to get a Godzilla too!

Still cute though.
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Beat you. We need more torture racks
June 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Seeing if I can emulate your lovely-ness, had to break into fake ears though to get anywhere near!
June 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Why does this hat amuse me so much!?
May 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Some of the cosplay at the #UkGamesExpo
May 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What was your first gaming console?
May 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Omg and the “spokie dokies“ and reflectors that I had as a kid that came in the cereal boxes
May 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is “Legendary levels of mean” according to the vets
May 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Here’s some silly things to make you feel happier!
May 29, 2025 at 8:50 AM
I need to warm the iron up... and learn how to iron, and how to iron on patches.

Then need to learn how to sew, to sew them on so they don't peel off.

Adventure time?

(Also I always thought ACAB was like AFAB/AMAB, so Assigned Chaotic At Birth (which is me). I still choose that as it's meaning!)
May 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM