Adam L.
Adam L.
@alynch.bsky.social
Things are more real now than they ever have been before.
April 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I used to work for Elon. I deeply regret abiding by the NDA I signed when I left Neuralink.
March 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Anyone who, while ponying up to a craft beer bar next to me, leans towards me and asks, “How are the brewskis?” is an irredeemable asshole.

That is a hill I will die on.
February 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I spoke to my sandwich today. It didn’t respond - but I’m quite sure it considered doing so for a few moments.

I’ll likely try again tomorrow with a more motivated meal.

(Being alone sucks.)
December 6, 2024 at 4:22 AM