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AlyHazzell
@alyhazz.bsky.social
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Resident fox-bat thingy. Occasionally a guitarist and mediocre artist.

https://linktr.ee/alyhazz

Minors DNI, heavy/18+ stuff here sometimes.
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Getting rickrolled by Sainsbury’s was not on my bingo card but here we are

Also didn’t know Rick was British until literally 5 hrs ago
A close up of grey metal bookshelf in a store. Front and centre is a grey book with a yellow strip down the right side of it that reads “the top ten Sunday times bestsellers” On the cover is a picture of Rick Astley, labelled as such by white text above his head. At the bottom of the cover, the word “Never” is printed in yellow. The label below the book states that it is £6.
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Here’s my excuse to play like a little rat on siege
A pistol with a suppressor attached to the front that is wrapped in beige fabric. The pistol itself has been made to look like it is made of ice, with the front being almost completely white and the grip being a deep blue with a maple leaf etched into it. It is labelled as the Luison, and is described as “A unique PRB92 equipped with a custom suppressor. High knock down power in close-quarters, but is non-lethal”. This is a weapon from the game rainbow six siege. The skin displayed here is a “black ice”, which is a highly desirable weapon skin to have for any weapon that can have one. This particular weapon is for Caveira: a defence operator who specialises in stealth and is incentivised to roam around alone to make the most of her abilities. Most players dislike her, since sweaty/egotistical players tend to gravitate towards her to mixed results, and the playstyle her kit promotes can be a nuisance for the attacking team, who already have the deck stacked against them.
August 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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…

(There was only one left on the shelf btw)
A book on a wooden shelf, cover facing outward. Next to it is a black and red book on the left and a light pink book on the right. The book is titled “I kissed a werewolf and liked it” in green bold letters. A girl wearing a pink top, black trousers and glasses is sat in the middle of a dark library with bright pink and green books dotted around the shelves. Through a window behind her, a werewolf is visible, its head silhouetted against the full moon.
June 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I haven’t exactly been feeling very good lately. It’s weird seeing these out in the wild (cuz I’m chronically online), but it made it worth going on a different bike route.

This made my day.
A small black corner post of a fence in sunlight next to a stone wall and a very steep grassy hill. Somebody placed a sticker bearing the transgender flag and the words “protect trans kids” on it. A black painted electrical box covered with stickers and graffiti. The words “trans rights!” Accompanied by a love heart are written over several peeled labels in pink.
June 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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May 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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IKEA, honey, what did you mean by this?
A picture of a black desk and floating display cupboard attached to the wall above it. On the desk are 2 monitors with anime-style character drawings on them, a keyboard just next to them in the lower left corner, and a desk lamp with a tall black base, glass bowl-like design and thinner light in the middle. Behind the lamp is a set of comic panels on the wall, again drawn in an anime style, with one very prominent panel displaying a woman staring at the viewer surrounded by love hearts. Above the comic panels, there is a black floating cupboard with glass doors and some lights inside. Also within this cupboard are a set of very detailed and some scantily clad figures of anime characters. This display was in the gaming section of IKEA if you were wondering.
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Uhhhh

Huh.
A Wikipedia article about a mental phenomenon known as “revenge bedtime procrastination”, where somebody may stay up later than they would like to have control over the time they have at night to do as they please due to a lack of that same level of control (or any control) during the day. This is likely very relatable to many people.
March 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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To me, this track is the unshattering of a dream I gave up on. A promise that one day, I'll be able to tell the world a story I hold so close to my heart.

It might be a while before people hear this again, but i hope that it means something special when they do.
March 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Trolldier Fortnite is real.
March 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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I’m so sorry to y’all in America. Your whackjobs are bad enough, never mind dealing with ours on top
Nigel Farage, a British far-right politician stands centre frame on an American news broadcast. He is talking at CPAC in Maryland.
February 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Anyway here’s a small clip of a thing I’ve been working on
February 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I shouldn’t be allowed access to sound fonts.
February 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Is my sleep deprived brain seein shit or did this pancake start HRT before me?
February 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Finally got to do something I always wanted to do as a kid. Modified a cheap ass icon longshot because why not?
A bright yellow plastic blaster with a silver stock/shoulder rest, orange bolt handle , trigger, magazine and pump grip. A stubby orange barrel protrudes from the front, and a foam dart is visible below it, loaded into a secondary barrel. Silver bolts join the section of plastic holding the pump grip to the larger body of the main blaster. Stop the blaster, there is a carry handle rail for attachments. It is a modified nerf longshot with a 10 dart magazine and what would be called its “frontgun” cut down and attached where the tripod used to be. A jagged cut along the back of the pump grip section signifies shoddy, sleep deprived craftswomanship. There is no second trigger for the pump grip blaster, simply a single trigger that controls both plunger tubes.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I think that’s a decent way to kick off this year.
January 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Ya girl’s been workin on somethin
December 30, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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The moon was so frickin bright earlier

Kinda makes me wanna do a big howl just for the hell of it. To be cringe is to be free, and to be free is to be happy after all.
A bright moon shining through some light clouds in a pitch black sky above some buildings obscured by darkness
November 17, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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I’ll throw my 2 cents in.

COD zombies crews.
A tweet with 2.2K likes. It reads: “l've started using the term "cod zombies crew" to describe any group of exactly 4 people that have any sort of meaningful connection with eachother. Doesn't matter where they're from.” The four main characters of the game Super Lesbian Animal RPG From left to right: Claire higsby, a yellow cow wearing a mage robe and witch hat sporting several different patterns, all coloured primarily blue and white with pink used in some of the patterns. In her left hand is an open black spellbook. A small horn can be seen poking out of her hair. She is trans Melody amaranth, a pink and lavender fox wearing a green shirt, white skirt with green patterns on it, a pair of white boots with gold stripes at the top and 2 golden bracelets. She is holding a second hand paladin’s staff. It has been bent from misuse on the part of its original owner. She is trans. Her girlfriend is Allison. Allison Goleta, a bunny with wildly styled yellow hair sporting a yellow and purple jacket with a lightning bolt on the back and no sleeves, a purple and gold sword and a pair of light blue ripped jeans. She has excellent physique and obviously works out. She also has the single greatest smug face in gaming. Her girlfriend is melody Jodie Caldwell, a tiger wearing a white and purple armoured chestplate over a purple armoured shirt, white shorts, purple boots and pinkish purple shoulder cover with a gold star badge in it. Her white hair is tied back into a ponytail and she is wielding a white shield with gold and purple trimmings. 4 featureless humanoid statues all holding golden globes in their right hands walking toward the camera ominously. They are standing two either side of a locked iron gate in a room lit with a crimson light. These are enemies known as “Cerberus” statues from the game ultrakill. This particular encounter with them is found in the level P-2: the wait of the world, and is notoriously known as “the weezer room” for it’s similarity to an album cover of the band weezer, in which, the extremely well known and memed song “buddy holly” can be found. The four main characters of side order, a roguelike climb the tower DLC mode for splatoon 3, a shooter for Nintendo switch. From left to right: Pearl, a white and pink inkling (humanoid squid) sporting a golden crown, orange visor and white and gold jacket. She is gazing at something to the left of the frame. Eight, a grey octoling (humanoid octopus) wearing a white and silver zip up suit. She is staring out at the white and gold cityscape below, facing away from the camera. Marina, a blue and black octoling in a bright orange blazer and formal trousers, black high heels and wearing large studio headphones. She is looking towards eight and pearl Acht, a blue and red sanitized octoling (green skin with small hints of red) in a black and white cap, black studio headphones and a black dress. Their eyes are covered by a pair of blacked out glasses, with a red glowing light in one side. They are staring off to the left edge of the frame.
November 13, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Once again, I'm demonstrating my maturity and high humor standards.
level 69 on the fortnite battle pass
November 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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What a week huh?

I think a lot of people need a moment to process it properly. Still has me pretty stumped.

The night’s young, the air’s cold, the world’s silent and the water’s calm. Come sit a while. Let’s skip some stones and talk nonsense long into the night until all our worries are far away.
Green river water calmly flowing past a stone harbour wall that’s covered in fallen leaves and lit by a bright LED street light. A pair of converse boots barely made it into the frame in the bottom right. A shadow of a sitting person is cast upon the water.
November 10, 2024 at 5:03 AM
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Had to rush em, but we spooky now

Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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Playing my guitar is when I'm at my most happy and content. Ik it sounds a bit shit but i thought I'd share a demo of something i did today.
October 23, 2024 at 9:01 PM
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So with muskville going up like the Hindenburg, I think it’s time to make an effort to post here proper.

Anyway, I had a rough week and wanted to cheer myself up.

So, meet Lavender: the newest member of my plushie collection!
A small, lavender/pink fluffy dragon with beady black eyes and sparkly wings, spines, horns and tail tip.
October 16, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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This is by far the most brainrotted thing I’ve ever made.

Ultra lesbian animal rpg.
October 8, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Holy shit no way
September 27, 2024 at 10:07 PM