@alxxhayxs.bsky.social
every time i go thru TSA i get nervous that i accidentally packed the gun i don’t own
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
every time i go thru TSA i get nervous that i accidentally packed the gun i don’t own
went to the eye doc today and they were like ‘oh we don’t carry your preferred brand of contacts so here’s these to try if you want to order thru us’ so i put them in and now i can HEAR myself blinking??? uh no thanks ill stick to ordering them online…
August 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
went to the eye doc today and they were like ‘oh we don’t carry your preferred brand of contacts so here’s these to try if you want to order thru us’ so i put them in and now i can HEAR myself blinking??? uh no thanks ill stick to ordering them online…
they say don’t suffer in silence but the second you find the words its not considered serious to anyone
June 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
they say don’t suffer in silence but the second you find the words its not considered serious to anyone
my favorite time of year is when the random fair rides pop up on the side of Gallatin Rd
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
my favorite time of year is when the random fair rides pop up on the side of Gallatin Rd
how am I craving something i’ve never actually eaten??
April 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
how am I craving something i’ve never actually eaten??
I thought we hit rock bottom and then the floor gave out
April 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I thought we hit rock bottom and then the floor gave out
my mom actually called me and woke me up just to tell me her city recently got an ocean city job lots??? and then wonders why I screen her calls???
March 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
my mom actually called me and woke me up just to tell me her city recently got an ocean city job lots??? and then wonders why I screen her calls???
there’s no sea left for me
February 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
there’s no sea left for me
I wanna know why my algorithm is giving me “funny divorce tshirts”
February 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I wanna know why my algorithm is giving me “funny divorce tshirts”
the devil loves to shake an idle hand
February 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
the devil loves to shake an idle hand
Reposted
ke$ha performing praying at the 2018 grammys
February 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
ke$ha performing praying at the 2018 grammys
I am a prebusser’s worst nightmare
February 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I am a prebusser’s worst nightmare
“how do you post on a platform that doesn’t know your favorite jonas brother??”-@elation7
February 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
“how do you post on a platform that doesn’t know your favorite jonas brother??”-@elation7
I need to know where facetime “voice mails” go
January 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I need to know where facetime “voice mails” go
just give me a platform where I can have a profile song
January 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
just give me a platform where I can have a profile song
there are so many underused words
January 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
there are so many underused words
something so embarassing about being an American
January 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
something so embarassing about being an American
according to my fitbit I was in REM for 43 minutes last night but I coulda swore that nightmare was at least 3 hours long
January 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
according to my fitbit I was in REM for 43 minutes last night but I coulda swore that nightmare was at least 3 hours long
@bujdosj.bsky.social i was your 69th follower 😎
January 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@bujdosj.bsky.social i was your 69th follower 😎
if they’re not tweets, what are they?
January 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
if they’re not tweets, what are they?