Why did ER act like Milwaukee was so far away that Mark and Jen couldn’t see each other often? Why didn’t they live halfway between the two cities? And why was Jen even applying to jobs outside of Chicago while her husband was still in residency? That marriage was always doomed.

After watching both Armageddon and Deep Impact today, my 15 year old wants to write an essay about why Deep Impact, though poorly named, is the better apocalyptic asteroid movie.

New self-discovery: going to museums alone is amazing. You get to go at your own pace with no guilt. You can read as long as you want. You can skip things you don’t care about. No one is whining or guilting you. I may go alone from now on.

There’s a lot going wrong in the world right now.

But I just walked in my house to “my son” Neighbor Boy popping out from around the corner wearing a full Yoshi costume and a Squid Games mask.

I had no idea he was in my house. He was not here with my bio kid!

And that’s what brings me joy today.

Just thought “How Richard Spier of them” regarding my kid’s friend’s curfew. What time does that mean this kid’s Friday night curfew is? #bsc #babysittersclub

Why did I even have children if they aren’t going to come help me defeat this Zelda Echoes of Wisdom boss?

Been hearing good things. Might as well attempt it! Hello.