Dear @michiganstateu.bsky.social basketball- please win today. Not because I personally want you to, because my fiance might actually combust if you don’t and I’d like to make it to the wedding.

From,
A begrudging Wolverine

PS
This doesn’t apply to next week if we win

Happier than ever that I canceled my @washingtonpost.com subscription when they refused to endorse a candidate and showed their cowardice.

Did anyone else just get an email from Spotify that just says “test”