emily m
@alwayssunny17.bsky.social
agent_e17 from the bird app. wearer of many metaphorical hats, but very few literal ones. i read a lot of 📚. in my "not sure which end is up" era. 1w2. she/her.
trump is a madman, help us, save us!!!
June 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
trump is a madman, help us, save us!!!
this is the dumbest, most embarrassing timeline.
March 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
this is the dumbest, most embarrassing timeline.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
March 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
nothing says "I'm a white Christian male" quite like
March 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
nothing says "I'm a white Christian male" quite like
as a kid I couldn't wait for my blonde hair to darken so a) it would stop turning green in the summer and b) I would know that my future husband loved me for me and not just my pretty hair.
joke's on me, my hair never turned brown and I don't have a husband. but I have learned to love being blonde.
joke's on me, my hair never turned brown and I don't have a husband. but I have learned to love being blonde.
March 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
as a kid I couldn't wait for my blonde hair to darken so a) it would stop turning green in the summer and b) I would know that my future husband loved me for me and not just my pretty hair.
joke's on me, my hair never turned brown and I don't have a husband. but I have learned to love being blonde.
joke's on me, my hair never turned brown and I don't have a husband. but I have learned to love being blonde.
googled "how to turn Bluetooth back on without keyboard" and AI said "use the keyboard to turn the Bluetooth back on"
March 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
googled "how to turn Bluetooth back on without keyboard" and AI said "use the keyboard to turn the Bluetooth back on"
what do we need? REVOLUTION
when do we need it? YESTERDAY
when do we need it? YESTERDAY
February 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
what do we need? REVOLUTION
when do we need it? YESTERDAY
when do we need it? YESTERDAY
these people are so wildly unserious that they think they're the most serious, and now we are all fucked. yay!
![he didn't elaborate like I requested, but another one jumped in and said "Biden black males [sic] Russia for millions. Don't get me started with Hunter. Nice try bro." I said "weird how I didn't say anything about Biden though. also that's *blackmail but l see what you did there and it's disgusting" and he replied "haha of course you didn't say anything about your Biden. Also seen what you did there." and that's when I stopped because I don't like losing brain cells voluntarily](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:plxd3wwbkvsr3k3xmsgitqka/bafkreidv53fcgzlodsim6tz2xdfed775cknrut3a3dkfyg765yyqne2aty@jpeg)
February 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
these people are so wildly unserious that they think they're the most serious, and now we are all fucked. yay!
this is my something, every day. truly I don't know what I would do without her
January 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
this is my something, every day. truly I don't know what I would do without her
this is Harriet. she is mostly golden retriever but she refuses to retrieve anything. she's very excellent at becoming dead weight when she doesn't want to go somewhere. she steals socks like it's her job and trades them back for belly rubs. I love her with my whole heart.
January 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
this is Harriet. she is mostly golden retriever but she refuses to retrieve anything. she's very excellent at becoming dead weight when she doesn't want to go somewhere. she steals socks like it's her job and trades them back for belly rubs. I love her with my whole heart.
yeah, no, it's fine, this doesn't make me want to throw my laptop or anything
HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
January 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
yeah, no, it's fine, this doesn't make me want to throw my laptop or anything
HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
how. how am I supposed to even. I cannot.
October 20, 2023 at 8:13 PM
how. how am I supposed to even. I cannot.
is Muppet in the room with us right now?
October 10, 2023 at 5:00 PM
is Muppet in the room with us right now?
she has the run of the house while my roommate's dog is gone and she's still hanging out with me...like this 😂
October 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
she has the run of the house while my roommate's dog is gone and she's still hanging out with me...like this 😂
I said I'd leave the snark in the bad place so this is probably just going to be a Muppet stan account
last night she did a nose dive into a bag of flour and I have not recovered ☠️
last night she did a nose dive into a bag of flour and I have not recovered ☠️
October 6, 2023 at 6:21 PM
I said I'd leave the snark in the bad place so this is probably just going to be a Muppet stan account
last night she did a nose dive into a bag of flour and I have not recovered ☠️
last night she did a nose dive into a bag of flour and I have not recovered ☠️
she made herself a nest in the pillows and she looked so pleased with herself I can't even handle her
October 5, 2023 at 9:08 PM
she made herself a nest in the pillows and she looked so pleased with herself I can't even handle her
trail flowers from yesterday's hike
July 4, 2023 at 4:51 PM
trail flowers from yesterday's hike