Have just discovered the power of freezing and then defrosting a block of tofu - it makes it so much meatier! Found out on accident

New hypo symptom unlocked - intense paranoia hahahahahimsoscared

Today's mood

Feels like everything and everyone is working against i s2g like it feels almost coordinated

Bipolar is so fuckin weird - i go to bed in one mood and sometimes just wake up in an episode. Almost everything I do has a sub-goal of mood management and my brain can still be like "I'm gonna fuck your shit up anyway"

Every time I get bloodwork done my naturopath takes more nice things away from me. This time it was carbs ☠️

Listening to Bring the Noise and reliving those days of my youth spent playing Pro Skater

How many grapes do I need to eat before a measurable fraction of my weight is grape?

Who were lazy susans named after? Who could've possibly been so lazy that someone was like, "y'know what, I'm gonna name this turntable after you"

Do not obey in advance.

I travelled to my parents' for Thanksgiving and apparently my mom is warring with a squirrel that regularly comes and messes up her porch 🤣 I saw the guy! Cute little devil

I think potato chip companies have been drifting all of us trying to sell salt & vinegar chips as dual flavored chips. Chips are already salty, they just added vinegar so they just just be called vinegar chips