Lynnette
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Lynnette
@alwaysme.bsky.social
Quietly SPN confident.
Exceptionally capable.
Independent.
Strong-willed.
Mysterious and Intriguing.
Geology Junkie
I'm not shy, I just haven't been introduced to you yet!
⚠️ Posts may contain sarcasm and wit!
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I would LOVE for TRASHY trump to be treated like the other tough guys.
Sadam Hussain
Moamar(?) Ghadaffi, etc...
America is too protective of its WHITE MEN, though. It's how we got in this situation to begin with.
#SheShed
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Woke up at the crack of dawn this morning, which is wild because I'm usually more of a "snooze button olympian."
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Stolen by captivation...
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I feel like I've been living under a rock.
It's like a secret society of dudes getting haircuts every two weeks while we're out here making our £200 dye job last six months. Maybe we're the ones who are doing it wrong? 🤔
August 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Good morning ☕️.
Remember your strength and resilience today.
I hope your day is filled with many moments of peace and lots of small joys.🌸
July 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
When your next-door neighbor blasts out the best music playlist everrrrr 🤘🎶🎵🎸
July 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Large ham salad. Haven't eaten for 25 hours, so yeah, I'm starving! 😋
July 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You could say I'm performing a weather-alteration ritual right now.
I'm playing stormy weather on Alexa in a futile-yet-hopeful bid to mitigate the double whammy of menopause and this infernal heatwave. I'm willing to try any trick to escape this oppressive hell! 🥵
June 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If this should be the final chapter of my life, I might be dedicating it to orchestrating the demise with unwavering, vengeful determination (Quintin Taratino style) of a certain insolent gnat that has taken liberties with my person.
"This is war! You tiny winged menace with a bladder problem!" 💪
June 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Preparing for maximum couch-potato-ing! The meds are staging a hostile takeover, and my bimzelx injections are the tiny, tiny ninjas helping them out. My head feels like it's filled with concrete, so if you need me, I'll be communing with my pillow. ✌️
June 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ahoy there! Them gulls be screamin' like banshees, and that means only one thing, me hearty: a tempest be brewin'! ⛈️⚡️
June 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Currently lost in the quiet hum of summers evening 🌄
A Pina-Colada would hit the spot just right now.
June 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm thinking about sleeping under the tree with the cats tonight! 🥵
June 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It was a stuffy night 🥵. Slept above the covers, gave the little orange dangling men who are trying to fix the bridge permanent scarring. They have definitely seen shit they will never recover from! 🤣🙃🤭
June 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Swept away by the warmth of today, it was totally lovely and enchanting. 🌞
June 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The wait is finally over. He's arrived safely. 👶🍼💙
June 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The anticipation of pure, unconditional love. 🤗
Our hearts are ready, little one, Nannanins wants to see you. 👶🍼💙

#StillWaiting
June 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I need to recruit some baby PR. We're still waiting. Hormone Jump-starts are required. Baby is too comfy 😍
June 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
My parents are excited about getting any 'E' baby update!
'E' has gone radio silent, which is probably nothing but still doing my head in.
I am confident she will phone me when things start moving along, I'm just so impatient.
Probably for the best.

Let the pacing to and fro begin... 🙈
June 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Eeeek! E is working on the beginning stages of Labour! 🤗😍💙👶🍼💙
June 9, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I don't think it's unacceptable to put out an extra plate for unannounced dinner guests, Kindness goes a long way.
However, I will go out of my way you get the best experience possible with the use of Tequila - enough to leave you stranded here under my roof, even if you have work the next day!! 🤫
June 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Our homemade Shiraz makes me sing along to the beetles!!
I can't tell if the wine is bad or I've had too much! 🤣
June 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Listening to the rain wash away all the thoughts and anxieties of the day. 😌
June 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm thinking about swapping the hustle and bustle of the daily grind for a narrowboat lifestyle. Peace and tranquillity, freedom from the norm.
Just need to convince the necessary crew (mainly the novice captain) that he'll come to live the idea of it. 💭
June 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
2 steps forward, 1 lay down, 2 steps forward, sit on the chair, 2 steps forward I need the loo, and I'm already half way accross the wrong side of the house for the bathroom! 😫 ffs
June 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM