Look when the cows got out on Easter Sunday back in like 2014? 13? Not one driver who met the lead cow's gaze through their windows didn't blink. The cows just walked off into the wilderness while human drivers shrugged and said, "She was scary."

As someone who lives next to cows yes it does.

Woman who helped peel the tape- "When I get bored I look around at everything. There's a hole in the ceiling in the courtroom they think people won't see."
Me- "We see it."
She-"This is a nightmare for us."
Me- "This is The Bad Place."

All of this reminds me of the Muslim roundup of early 2017.

Spoiler- it was a 4x5 inch hole.

Note to courthouse- if you don't want two ADHD 50+ year olds peeling up the tape on the double layer blank sheet of paper you have taped to the wall in the hallway hang a sign in front of the giant hole instead.
Me- "Should I write Not a Hole?"
Dude next to me- SNORT

The sky is crying.

Oh that would make me walk into the sea.

🧵 I quietly leaned toward the Black man next to me and said, "I found a bailiff and showed him the carvings." He said, "You did?" I said, "Yes. He said he'd let the janitor know."
He snorted, and then we both cracked up.
If I were going back tomorrow I'd take the emery board. 3/3

🧵 No one in the immediate area had brought an emery board, so I figured I'd do it. We were sent on a break, and before I left the room I snagged a bailiff and showed him. I then left the room and tried to find my neighbors but didn't. When we returned to the courtroom we all found our seats. 2/3

I still watch (in the background) every time there's a marathon on like I'm a grandparent cheering on a kindergarten class play.

*Direction* was bad.
Every single person on screen was and is a very good to excellent actor, and that's the outlier for most of them.

Also did anyone alert Just Davenports Vance?

Oh yes we do like the long lashes.
Chris Evans has amazing eyelashes.

Oh no. Please stay safe.

Like you're a car with custom rims.

That's awful!

The shoe "company" names are hilarious.

Got all fancy and ran out of room.
I'm going to be giggling over that all day.