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Jordon Criss
@alwaysbelootin.bsky.social
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Made in the 80s. Rocking that Randy Savage vibe. Metal is life. Raphael is my Jungian archetype. Taking life one xenomorph at a time. I ain't got time to bleed.
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a woman with glasses and a shaved head is looking at the camera
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November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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a man in a white shirt says i ain t gonna never be able to sleep again in life ever
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November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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a woman is looking at herself in a mirror .
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November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Either Kratos or Alucard.
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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John Carver from the "Thanksgiving" slasher movie.
a man with a beard wearing a pilgrim hat with a buckle
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November 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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a woman talking on a phone with the words gobble gobble happy thanksgiving written above her
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November 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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jafar from aladdin is smiling and holding a snake .
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November 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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a cartoon character named johnny bravo is standing in front of a red background
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November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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This count?
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Haha, probably. It's the best theory I can think of. I'd love that! We'll have to talk dates!
October 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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What the actual fuck? I'm pretty sure something made us diverge from the normal timeline and into the cartoonishly evil one.
October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Interesting. Similar to Battletech rules?
September 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM