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Alvin Newsome
@alvinsights.bsky.social
Memphian in DFW. Stand up comic. Husband, Dad, Vol 🍊, & ΑΦΑ🤙🏾-MI-FA04. HBO Max Second Chance Stage Season 1. Buy my album: https://smithmusic.ffm.to/662582896824
#TBT weather’s changing so that means your lady is about to switch up the wardrobe. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage
October 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
October shows y’all. Pull up on me in the metroplex or Kansas City. #standupcomedy
October 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Great weekend at The Grove started my set out having a little fun with Barry & Tim. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #FYP
September 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m hosting all weekend (4 Shows) for Mike Cannon at @Dallas_Comedy. Pull up! #DFWEvents #standupcomedy
September 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I don’t think certain jobs are for everybody. #standupcomedy #explorepage #comedian #foryoupage
August 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
#TBT to me sharing my only fashion rule. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #fyp
July 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
#TBT with the release of the new #Superman  movie there’s been a lot of criticism but I don’t think it’s as bad as my version. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage
July 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
#TBT women be lying about the funniest things. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage
July 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
#TBT sometimes you have to keep it real with your kiddos. #standupcomedy #explorepage #comedian #foryoupage #dadlife
June 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Proof I have that shit on tonight
June 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
NOLA I’m in your space and will be distributing the jokes tomorrow night for another edition of Comedy Beast. Showtime is 7:30pm.
June 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Let’s get the week started with some funny. 55 is the age where I’m switching up #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage
June 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Happy #PrideMonth to those who celebrate. Here’s my only humor contribution. #standupcomedy #comedian #LGBTQ #explorepage #foryoupage
June 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
More jokes about #Memphis this time the Kardashians & the mayor. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage
June 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
49 years ago today 15 men lit the path for Alpha Phi Alpha on the University of Tennessee’s campus & I’m grateful to be a part of this legacy. Happy Charter Day to MI chapter the Mighty Mu Iota chapter.
May 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Let’s get this short post holiday work week started with a laugh. Memphis is a lot different than I remember it. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage
May 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Tonight’s the night Memphis pull up for your boy. It’s raining so even more reason to be inside catching the jokes. 901tix.com/e/comedian-a...
May 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Saturday night is quickly approaching so get those tickets today and catch some funny at High Cotton Brewing Co.

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May 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Excited to share that Memorial Day Weekend I’m coming back home to headline @HighCottonTap. Scan that QR to get those tickets or hit the link below. Looking forward to seeing y’all. #standupcomedy #comedian #901Events

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May 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Let’s start the week off with some jokes. I am just saying what parents be thinking when it comes to these school activities. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage #parenting #dadlife
May 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
#TBT Some times you just need to keep the social media eulogy short and sweet. #standupcomedy #explorepage #comedian #foryoupage #fyp
May 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Thursday night catch me at Hyena's Comedy Nightclub Dallas on another dope edition of the 325 Show. Show is absolutely FREE with RSVP. Pull up on us.
April 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
40 on the dot
April 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#TBT my wife is funny even when she doesn’t know it. #standupcomedy #comedian #explorepage #foryoupage #marriage
April 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me if I was near that area of the barricade Stone Cold hit #WrestleMania
April 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM