Of course, political Zionists have as much right to make meaning out of the holiday as anyone else does. The point is, like any holiday, Hanukkah has a multitude of possible interpretations, and the Israeli government does not get to single-handedly claim it this way.

Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke.

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