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Alvamiga 🇬🇧♂️🐧 🐦🦣🦋
@alvamiga.bsky.social
Penguin enthusiast, among other randomness.
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Even if I get an LLM to write something simple I end up rewriting 80% of it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Somehow, I don't think answering no really would ever have any justification at this point.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Is it just me, or does this photo feel wrong somehow?
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A friend of mine turned up on Tiktok!
www.tiktok.com/@hmvworkingt...
happy Halloween #Halloween #fancydress #costume #jurassicpark
TikTok video by HMV Workington
www.tiktok.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
October 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
CANDYGRAM!
October 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hot out?

…or malfunction?
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I cannot stress just how much I recommend listening to this; one of the most brilliant comedy writers about.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b...
BBC Radio 4 - John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme, Series 1, Episode 1
A big job, a small job, the career path of the average TV exec, and a tiger with a gun.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
There's a guy on TV complaining to a police officer that he paid someone for crack and got given tobacco!

The officer asked him if he was willing to go to court over it and the guy said "yes."

I'm guessing he's really drunk already.
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I love the look of this USB mouse, but I would probably hate to actually use it.
August 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Turned out that it wasn't a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
August 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I miss the days of being able to mess with your co-workers computers with only a few kilobytes executable! 😀
August 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Tinker the cat is 17 today!
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Some months ago my fiancée posted a joke on Facebook about a Nigerian millionaire who wanted to give away his wealth, but no one would respond to his e-mails.

She just got a notification that the post has been removed after it was fact checked and found to not be true! 😂
July 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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If you enjoyed the draw a fish thing, you'll probably like this too - draw an iceberg and see how it floats!

joshdata.me/iceberger.html
July 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
July 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So, once the kids have "borrowed" mum's credit card to validate their age, what exactly does this new legislation protect against?
July 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Is this the pig equivalent of Sweeny Todd?

(I think their definition of "all kinds of meat" is lacking at best).
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 AM
July 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Cheers Ian 🍻
July 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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July 12, 2025 at 12:34 PM