BBC radio comedy is a huge and enjoyable rabbit hole.

There's a huge difference between training employees with new skills, and trying to make them do something that goes against their ethics, or their understanding of how the job works.

My headmaster sang hymns very loudly and we had a school chaplain. Did you go to one of those progressive schools?

Are they going to commit to the bit and implode it?

Prefer this?

"Fixed disk".

Someone is going to leave this out on a table at a coffee shop, and same thing.

Ah, but the companies that have cried wolf are the very same companies we pay millions of dollars to, so that they can tell us what kind of wolves we should be preparing to defend against. To not listen to them, when they cry wolf, would be to acknowledge that money is being wasted.

I'm amazed that the sort of person who researches a recipe for fried turkey and doesn't see all the warnings is somehow not the sort of person to have already lost major limbs to wood choppers and electric saws.
I've fried turkeys many times, they taste great, but yes, they do require caution.

Time for Fascinating Aida to rewrite their song "My Dream Man"...