I couldn’t figure out the exact spelling and usage of the phrase “sanctimonious & pontificating blowhard“ the other day —so I looked it up in my Funk & Wagnalls dictionary the other day ( it never lets me down)
All it said was: “See David Brooks” .

I have hated David Brooks for so long. So, so long. I feel …tempered glee? And like I’m craving fancy Italian deli meats 🤣🤣🤣

I have LONG eye-rolled David Brooks and gleefully recount his “I took a low-income lady to a fancy Italian deli” story any time I can. This makes me feel vindicated 🤣🤣

Darth I am embarrassed that I zoomed in to where a theoretical eagle peepee would be to gauge happiness and I fear I am broken 🤣🤣🫣🫣

Okay but I live in Indiana and the Red Gold ketchup is king (I guess?! I’ve lived here 12 years and it’s a ✨thing✨) 🤣🤣🤣

I jumped back in 6 months ago and it’s taken over my life again 🤣😬🫣🫣

Sir I take offense to this for I am FORTY ONE (41)

Lies! I’m 41 and this is also my feed 🤣🤣😍

And YES I unapologetically use light mode

Why did you fire all your political reporters 🤨🤨

This is Walter. He has approximately 2.4 brain cells