Alty Bootles
@altybootles.bsky.social
I'm the bird what gets sucked into stuff & honks ≈( :<>)
Mid-30s, M, he/him. 18+ account. Minors DNI & please don't ask me to commission you. Thanks.
Pfp & banner by @mango_breadloaf (but I added Clippy)
Mid-30s, M, he/him. 18+ account. Minors DNI & please don't ask me to commission you. Thanks.
Pfp & banner by @mango_breadloaf (but I added Clippy)
Oh no I got bamboobled
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Oh no I got bamboobled
Please help Mohammed's sister purchase food and medicine after a recent surgery: chuffed.org/project/help...
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Please help Mohammed's sister purchase food and medicine after a recent surgery: chuffed.org/project/help...
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Came here because of Mellow
happi eg 🥳 =3
happi eg 🥳 =3
October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Came here because of Mellow
happi eg 🥳 =3
happi eg 🥳 =3
You too, huh? Haha
Uh, what's a 'mom friend'? Am I friendly to moms... or a friendly mom?
Uh, what's a 'mom friend'? Am I friendly to moms... or a friendly mom?
October 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You too, huh? Haha
Uh, what's a 'mom friend'? Am I friendly to moms... or a friendly mom?
Uh, what's a 'mom friend'? Am I friendly to moms... or a friendly mom?
Thanks again for the artistic freedom sketch! @elfreckles.bsky.social
May 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Thanks again for the artistic freedom sketch! @elfreckles.bsky.social
Can confirm, we're surrounded by cool, colorful lizards
And ducks
And ducks
May 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Can confirm, we're surrounded by cool, colorful lizards
And ducks
And ducks
"Si amigo"
Pictured: Magazine ad for COOL Cola😎
Pictured: Magazine ad for COOL Cola😎
April 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"Si amigo"
Pictured: Magazine ad for COOL Cola😎
Pictured: Magazine ad for COOL Cola😎
I used to do DND style roleplays when I first started being online in like the early 2000s, the days of vBulletin forums. Ngl I do miss it
Videogames too
Videogames too
April 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I used to do DND style roleplays when I first started being online in like the early 2000s, the days of vBulletin forums. Ngl I do miss it
Videogames too
Videogames too
Those look pretty neat!
April 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Those look pretty neat!
Happy birthday Aver! Got you a honse
What? TF it into a Dorbley hybrid like in Venom 3? Oh no, I mean, if you want, but that's certainly not why I got it for you ;>.>
What? TF it into a Dorbley hybrid like in Venom 3? Oh no, I mean, if you want, but that's certainly not why I got it for you ;>.>
April 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Happy birthday Aver! Got you a honse
What? TF it into a Dorbley hybrid like in Venom 3? Oh no, I mean, if you want, but that's certainly not why I got it for you ;>.>
What? TF it into a Dorbley hybrid like in Venom 3? Oh no, I mean, if you want, but that's certainly not why I got it for you ;>.>
Bury me with my money
April 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Bury me with my money
Almost forgot to share this, but I just got my copy of the Sexy (and sometimes not) Goo Fur calendar for 2025-2026 from @averthedorbley.bsky.social !
I love it! Some models I recognize, and others are new to me! As for the commentator, from one goo-loving birb to another 🫶 @jousterl.bsky.social
I love it! Some models I recognize, and others are new to me! As for the commentator, from one goo-loving birb to another 🫶 @jousterl.bsky.social
April 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Almost forgot to share this, but I just got my copy of the Sexy (and sometimes not) Goo Fur calendar for 2025-2026 from @averthedorbley.bsky.social !
I love it! Some models I recognize, and others are new to me! As for the commentator, from one goo-loving birb to another 🫶 @jousterl.bsky.social
I love it! Some models I recognize, and others are new to me! As for the commentator, from one goo-loving birb to another 🫶 @jousterl.bsky.social
Having lots of hair can be really comfy.
It can also save your life!
Thanks to
@scarlight.bsky.social
for the commission idea and to Mango_Breadloaf for the lovely art
It can also save your life!
Thanks to
@scarlight.bsky.social
for the commission idea and to Mango_Breadloaf for the lovely art
March 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Having lots of hair can be really comfy.
It can also save your life!
Thanks to
@scarlight.bsky.social
for the commission idea and to Mango_Breadloaf for the lovely art
It can also save your life!
Thanks to
@scarlight.bsky.social
for the commission idea and to Mango_Breadloaf for the lovely art
Yeah, back into the ancient Morrowind caves, it'll be fun!
February 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yeah, back into the ancient Morrowind caves, it'll be fun!
I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG
YOU WILL RESPOND TO MY PHONE CALL
YOU WILL RESPOND TO MY PHONE CALL
February 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG
YOU WILL RESPOND TO MY PHONE CALL
YOU WILL RESPOND TO MY PHONE CALL
Came here to agree with this.
February 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Came here to agree with this.
Right! Didn't know whether to call it a smear or a stretch, just reminded me of the former
February 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Right! Didn't know whether to call it a smear or a stretch, just reminded me of the former
It says the page is not found
January 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It says the page is not found
Thanks for sharing. I decided to see what you meant and grabbed a clip of it.
Not the first time Bleach has done some crazy ass morphing scenes, but I love how goofy, wild, and toony this one looks. And it's a weird owl angel chimera too.
Not the first time Bleach has done some crazy ass morphing scenes, but I love how goofy, wild, and toony this one looks. And it's a weird owl angel chimera too.
December 28, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Thanks for sharing. I decided to see what you meant and grabbed a clip of it.
Not the first time Bleach has done some crazy ass morphing scenes, but I love how goofy, wild, and toony this one looks. And it's a weird owl angel chimera too.
Not the first time Bleach has done some crazy ass morphing scenes, but I love how goofy, wild, and toony this one looks. And it's a weird owl angel chimera too.
Yes to spaceship dragons, here's a few examples
December 24, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Yes to spaceship dragons, here's a few examples
Oh sweet, what up JayStay? Hope you like cute furries, kink art and UBI big man, because I got you covered
December 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Oh sweet, what up JayStay? Hope you like cute furries, kink art and UBI big man, because I got you covered