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“For the world is in a bad state, but everything will become still worse unless each of us does his best.” -V.Frankl

Not an official or authorized outlet for the USPS. Not safe for work, usually back in 8!
K.
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Look at the arrivals in Dulles and then Indiana.

That's unrealistic travel. Merrifield is one of our engineering hubs, so you could be on some exciting new machine they're still figuring out. Hard to say without looking closer.
September 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
No. This is probably employees screwing up.
September 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
We've been quiet, but we're still around.
September 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We are not your personal attack dog
July 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Sorry to disappoint.
June 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Oooooooh
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is not customer service.
June 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
That's just technology.
June 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
They are wonderful, we'll be getting a few sheets ourselves!
June 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I'm not customer service.
June 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Focus your anger on your fellow citizens.

Those are installed because people can't keep their hands to themselves and routinely use our blue boxes as garbage cans, dog poo disposal receptacles...

Some people were fishing out checks and other mail.
June 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm neither of those as well...
May 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I'm neither of those. Your fight isn't here.
May 7, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Doooooo you expect me to disagree?
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Makes "mail bombing" a ZIP code feel different, I bet!
May 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM