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Highlighting the best* alt text on Bluesky. Tag @alttextshowcase.bsky.social for submission suggestions.

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*by @becklo.com's standards
"A picture of Ron DeSantis wearing aviators indoors standing next to a large alligator skinned duffel bag resembling noted racist Hulk Hogan, both holding some marketing scheme"
May 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"BORN ON THE 2 YARD LINE AND CANT MAKE A TOUCH DOWN BECUASE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW SAID TO CALL THEM "THEY" LMAOOOO, (YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN SPORTS ANALAGIES SO AMERICANS UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR WRONG)"
May 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"An anthropomorphic wolf from behind seeing his ass turn into a monobutt. He is saying FUCK!! and the sound effect says BWOMP"
May 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"Mellody Lucas dressed to the nines in a gorgeous skirt and jacket combo while George Lucas is dressed like an autistic calculus teacher"
May 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"another AI slop Facebook post with the caption “🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻” over an ai-generated image of a fucking SUPER old man, like he is shirtless and his skin is absolutely hanging off of his bones like nutsack skin. he’s so old his fucking bones have started to melt."
February 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"The base of a bulge is exposed and a couple of yellow throbbing veins convey there is a whole pineapple under his sea, and he's inviting you to take the dive."

One of the best and worst things I've ever written.
February 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
February 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"some refried beans in a pyrex dish. they have retained the shape of the can and are sitting in a sick puddle of can fluid. a table knife has cut halfway through them, suggesting this dish is for people who prefer their beans sliced"
February 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"A brown tabby cat is laying on hardwood floor with her sparkly blue, fish-shaped kicker toy. She has one paw on the toy, and she's staring off into the distance pensive, like for graduation photo"
February 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"A dingus who opened 2 Dr pepper’s at the same time and now must splice his dna with 46 flavors"
February 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"my mom refuses to watch the x files because david duchovny was her ta for a class and he apparently "lounged about in a whorish manner"

@ionianprincess has quote tweeted that with a still from X Files in which he is indeed lounging in a whorish manner during an interrogation."
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"A vast forest. A lone robot wanders looking concerned. Two bears fight ferociously behind them. The text reads: it’s wild out there. Bring some help. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov."
February 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"🪨"
February 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
"A picture of Musk’s DOGE Squad of keyboard warriors, six dorks ranging in age from 19-25. Two NYC bouncers could drag them out by their hair and I’m meant to understand that they are physically capable of bypassing security AT A GOVERNMENT BUILDING!"
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"Screenshot of the video for Anything Can Happen on Halloween starring Tim Curry, but I've photoshopped it to say Anything Can Happen on Groundhog Day. I added a top hat on Tim Curry, plus a big groundhog in the foreground, a VHS tape of Groundhog day floating in the sky to the left..."
February 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
February 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
"Joe Biden (an old white man) looking lost, confused, perplexed, slightly horrified, possibly watching his life flash before his eyes. His expression says he just shit himself and stepped in it, but didn't realize it until he noticed the feeling of hot chunks tumbling down his pantleg."
February 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"YOU KNOW WHAT HAS TO BE DONE: THIS IS THE MESSAGE YOU WERE WAITING FOR - "WHEN THINGS GET BAD ENOGUH," YOU SAID, AND NOW THEY ARE - WILL YOU GO BACK TO USING BIT TORRENT OR WILL YOU SEND YOUR STREAMING PAYMENTS UP HILL TO DA OPRESSORS LIKE A DEFEATED BABY????"
February 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"A photo of a police horse with a cop on it in a parking lot, looking like a bitch"
February 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM