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Your friendly local SSA agent just trying to survive. DMs are open. Yes there’s 2 of us (Hi Rogue SSA👋). We are #AltGov. Not affiliated with AltNPS. This account is not an official SSA account. FDT. Release the Epstein files. Preferred name: AltSSAssy ❤️
Cheat sheet
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Well well well, it seems to be the day for paying lip service to Feds that are being forced to work without pay. We got this email today. DHS folks got one earlier (see below). Let’s see if any more come out. Thanks for the pat on the back, but, ummmm, I can’t eat that soooooo #FuckYouPayMe 😒😒😒
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Holy Hatch Act violation, Batman!! In case you missed it, SSA commissioner, Frankie FiServ sent out an email today that was, to put it mildly, incredibly problematic. If I sent an email like this I’d be fired so fast but I guess Dipshit Donnie is cool with the Cabinet doing it 😒😒😒 With alt text.
September 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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September 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Today, a coalition of Feds from most agencies, and several resistance groups, sent a letter to Congress, demanding that they settle for nothing less than a fighting CR that restores integrity to our agencies and our missions, and stating that we will accept a shutdown if necessary!!!!!
#shutitdown
September 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Federal Workers do not want to be used as a reason to not fight for a CR that protects us, our agencies, and our missions to serve the Abdican public. If a shutdown is necessary, then we will accept a shutdown. #notinourname #shutdown #senate #Congress #FederalWorkersAgainstDoge #weserveyou
September 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
By that point, the crowd outnumbered cops massively, with reports of the crowd being around 500-600 by then. The cops barricaded themselves and some detained in the bar for safety. The crowd turned their anger on the building and the cops inside. They used a parking meter as a battering ram 10/?
June 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It’s June 28th, so that means an #AltPride #AltGov post is coming in hot!!!! Today, in #queer history, the #Stonewall Riots occurred 56 years ago, in 1969. This is gonna be a long one so grab a drink and let’s learn about what happened at Stonewall and why it’s important to the #LGBTQIA community.
June 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
June 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
As today is Juneteenth and it is #Pride month, I thought it only fitting that today we learn about someone who lived in the intersection of both Black and queer. Meet Frances Thompson in today’s #Juneteenth and #AltPride moment.
June 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
For today’s #AltPride post, we remember the 49 people murdered at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, FL, 9 years ago today. They were murdered for being LGBTQIA+. This is why Pride is necessary. All they wanted to do was dance. Until we are free to do that without fear, Pride will continue to be needed. 💔
June 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
#AltPride icon coming in 🔥 Hello, Jonathan Van Ness!!!!! JVN has brought so much joy to people who watch the Queer Eye reboot, where he is the hair/makeup/self-care guru, and exudes positivity and love in every episode! But let’s talk about JVN the human. 1/? #Pride #Queer #Lgbtqia #nonbinary
June 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
June 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Thanks to @spaceboyquinn.bsky.social for reminding me of the full quote I was referencing so I could find it!
June 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
So June is Pride month, if you weren’t already aware of that. We’re going to be doing things all month for #AltPride but as a teaser, let’s talk about how we got the first LGBTQ organization in the US. And that means we learn about Henry Gerber. #Pride #LGBTQIA #Queerhistory #AltGov #AltFam
May 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In keeping with my recent trend, here’s a late night #AltCitizen post for you. I first learned of Alice Wong when I read her book Year of the Tiger. For reasons I won’t share here, her book resonated with me and helped me cope with circumstances out of my control. So I’m sharing her with you. 1/?
May 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
OK so I’m behind on posting my #AltCitizen choices this week so let’s make this Friday night a little special and talk about the force of nature that was Judy Heumann. Judy was a disability advocate known around the world when we lost her in 2023, and one of my personal heroes. So let’s dive in. 1/?
May 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I know it’s late in the evening but it’s time for another #AltCitizen post!!!! Let me introduce you to Abraham Epstein and why he was important to SSA.

Abraham Epstein was a Russian Jew who immigrated to the US in 1910. Unlike my other two nominations, he advocated AGAINST the New Deal and the 1/?
May 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
#AltCitizen number 2: Jane Addams. Lots of people commented on my first post that I should have picked Frances Perkins, who was instrumental in drafting the legislation that created SSA and was the first female cabinet secretary as FDRs Secretary of Labor. I didn’t pick her because DOL did. 1/?
May 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My first #AltCitizen should be easily recognizable. The 32nd President of the United States, Franklin Delano Roosevelt is most well known for two things: The New Deal that guided the country out of the Great Depression, and the creation of what would become the Social Security Administration. 1/?
May 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Friendly reminder!!!! Most importantly, if you get arrested or stopped by law enforcement, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! (with alt text)
April 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Here you go!
March 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Nope just rearranged the page. Here you go!
March 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I just saw the judge already clarified it. In the original order. I’m crying laughing 🤣🤣🤣
March 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM