Altshua
@altshua.bsky.social
Dear Florida,
Terrible decision making is a sign of heat stroke.
Terrible decision making is a sign of heat stroke.
April 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Dear Florida,
Terrible decision making is a sign of heat stroke.
Terrible decision making is a sign of heat stroke.
Do me a favor. Ask him if he's tired.
April 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Do me a favor. Ask him if he's tired.
If lies were midi-chlorians, he'd be a Sith Lord.
March 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If lies were midi-chlorians, he'd be a Sith Lord.
The people who want less government and complain about too many agencies with indescribable acronyms created an agency with an acronym within its acronym. The United States Department of Government Efficiency Service. Redundant and utterly useless, just like the rest of the 2nd Trump administration.
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
The people who want less government and complain about too many agencies with indescribable acronyms created an agency with an acronym within its acronym. The United States Department of Government Efficiency Service. Redundant and utterly useless, just like the rest of the 2nd Trump administration.
But it is worse at doing actual "truck things", so it has that going for it.
March 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
But it is worse at doing actual "truck things", so it has that going for it.
There is an electric Ford truck. The F-150 Lightning. I've driven one several times and it's a good truck, fully capable of doing everything most people would use another F-150 for. Conservatives still won't buy it though because it doesn't fit their culture war narrative.
March 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
There is an electric Ford truck. The F-150 Lightning. I've driven one several times and it's a good truck, fully capable of doing everything most people would use another F-150 for. Conservatives still won't buy it though because it doesn't fit their culture war narrative.
Ol' Lady Bug finally gettin' fiesty, eh?
March 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ol' Lady Bug finally gettin' fiesty, eh?
1,128 so far. That's a long way from 24. We all know by "ending the war" he means let Russia have whatever they want. He even failed at that by over 1,000 hours so far. He can't even fuck it all up without fucking up.
March 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
1,128 so far. That's a long way from 24. We all know by "ending the war" he means let Russia have whatever they want. He even failed at that by over 1,000 hours so far. He can't even fuck it all up without fucking up.
Were the 4 during Covid all in 2020? If so, that means at least 5 of the 12 highest monthly job cuts occured under the same president. It's as if he's not actually a good businessman. Shocking.
March 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Were the 4 during Covid all in 2020? If so, that means at least 5 of the 12 highest monthly job cuts occured under the same president. It's as if he's not actually a good businessman. Shocking.
Free market capitalists should take this as a warning. Four Supreme Court Justices believe it's ok not to pay contractors for work already performed, with money already appropriated by congress. The people who you put in place in the supreme court will alienate you when it's time to side with Trump.
March 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Free market capitalists should take this as a warning. Four Supreme Court Justices believe it's ok not to pay contractors for work already performed, with money already appropriated by congress. The people who you put in place in the supreme court will alienate you when it's time to side with Trump.
He doesn't need good press anymore. He plans to be president again after 2028, but he doesn't plan to run in an election again. He doesn't even plan that there will be a free and fair midterm election in 2026. Good press doesn't matter when elections don’t matter.
March 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
He doesn't need good press anymore. He plans to be president again after 2028, but he doesn't plan to run in an election again. He doesn't even plan that there will be a free and fair midterm election in 2026. Good press doesn't matter when elections don’t matter.
I believe you are one of the few people in congress who actually has our backs and genuinely fights for us, not just to keep yourself in office. Thank you.
Also, please stop contributing to any Meta platform. You are a leader. If you leave, people will follow.
Also, please stop contributing to any Meta platform. You are a leader. If you leave, people will follow.
March 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I believe you are one of the few people in congress who actually has our backs and genuinely fights for us, not just to keep yourself in office. Thank you.
Also, please stop contributing to any Meta platform. You are a leader. If you leave, people will follow.
Also, please stop contributing to any Meta platform. You are a leader. If you leave, people will follow.
Thanks for listening to the long, boring, explanation of my personal avocado consumption conundrum.
February 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Thanks for listening to the long, boring, explanation of my personal avocado consumption conundrum.
I'll just stop buying avocados. I get three that aren't ripe yet. Forget I have them for three days until they're all ripe. Use one and hope one is still good the next day, and throw away the other one. I don’t need them, and this is good reason to just stop buying them.
February 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I'll just stop buying avocados. I get three that aren't ripe yet. Forget I have them for three days until they're all ripe. Use one and hope one is still good the next day, and throw away the other one. I don’t need them, and this is good reason to just stop buying them.
People who don't know the word "triangle" should not be making public policy.
February 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
People who don't know the word "triangle" should not be making public policy.
Grifty McGrifterson Grifts Again!!! What a raging ball of douchebagism. The amount of dick juice these people will gargle to impress an insecure fuckwad is never ending.
February 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Grifty McGrifterson Grifts Again!!! What a raging ball of douchebagism. The amount of dick juice these people will gargle to impress an insecure fuckwad is never ending.
I keep telling people it's this year's summer jam. The "Hot to Go" of 2025.
February 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I keep telling people it's this year's summer jam. The "Hot to Go" of 2025.
Oh for fuck's sake, it was sarcasm.
February 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh for fuck's sake, it was sarcasm.
Not communism, but we do have socialism now...for the rich.
February 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not communism, but we do have socialism now...for the rich.