maggie may
@altopower.bsky.social
i contain multitudes. 🏳️🌈
cats, food, punching nazis
cats, food, punching nazis
Man these were a gift for kid me who was not allowed soda (or purple stuff, or Sunny D)
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Man these were a gift for kid me who was not allowed soda (or purple stuff, or Sunny D)
my cousin and i are 47, live several hours apart, and get together for the oscars every year and become completely feral teenagers who are able to drink. it's the best.
December 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
my cousin and i are 47, live several hours apart, and get together for the oscars every year and become completely feral teenagers who are able to drink. it's the best.
The best is when the scale is way off and you get gigantic cat amongst tiny figures.
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The best is when the scale is way off and you get gigantic cat amongst tiny figures.
Words to fucking live by.
December 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Words to fucking live by.
No argument here, I loved her annual performance on Letterman - Paul Shaffer having the absolute time of his life.
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
No argument here, I loved her annual performance on Letterman - Paul Shaffer having the absolute time of his life.
His delivery of "Bowers is in my room" is fantastic.
December 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
His delivery of "Bowers is in my room" is fantastic.
1. Baby Please Come Home - Darlene Love
2. Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
3. Sarajevo/Christmas Eve - Trans Siberian Orchestra
2. Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
3. Sarajevo/Christmas Eve - Trans Siberian Orchestra
December 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
1. Baby Please Come Home - Darlene Love
2. Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
3. Sarajevo/Christmas Eve - Trans Siberian Orchestra
2. Twelve Days of Christmas - Bob and Doug McKenzie
3. Sarajevo/Christmas Eve - Trans Siberian Orchestra
I'm so upset at and with Tammy Baldwin. They're coming for you next, Tammy! Absolutely supporting a progressive primary challenger for her seat.
December 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm so upset at and with Tammy Baldwin. They're coming for you next, Tammy! Absolutely supporting a progressive primary challenger for her seat.
Tammy Baldwin is one of my senators (Ron Johnson is the other and he's obviously a lost cause), and I definitely told her voicemail today how I felt about her vote as the mother of a trans kid. Heartbreaking from such a trailblazing lesbian.
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Tammy Baldwin is one of my senators (Ron Johnson is the other and he's obviously a lost cause), and I definitely told her voicemail today how I felt about her vote as the mother of a trans kid. Heartbreaking from such a trailblazing lesbian.
Oh my god do I need that mug. RBF accusations fly at me frequently.
December 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Oh my god do I need that mug. RBF accusations fly at me frequently.
"If I've told them once I've told them a hundred times, Spinal Tap first, then puppet show."
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"If I've told them once I've told them a hundred times, Spinal Tap first, then puppet show."
"There's such a fine line between stupid and clever" is an amazing sentence that has lived rent free in my brain for [redacted] years.
December 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"There's such a fine line between stupid and clever" is an amazing sentence that has lived rent free in my brain for [redacted] years.
Very excited to find out if I successfully give this as a gift or if I keep it for my own self
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Very excited to find out if I successfully give this as a gift or if I keep it for my own self
One of my cats does the same and that was my conclusion as well - like singing in the shower.
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
One of my cats does the same and that was my conclusion as well - like singing in the shower.
There's a Japanese restaurant in my town that has a Japanese toilet in one stall of the women's room, and that heated seat hits hard in the Wisconsin winter I tell you what.
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
There's a Japanese restaurant in my town that has a Japanese toilet in one stall of the women's room, and that heated seat hits hard in the Wisconsin winter I tell you what.
🎶 Comin' through the rye 🎶
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🎶 Comin' through the rye 🎶
As a former church music director, every year or so I would have to gently dissuade someone from singing it during a service. Actually listen to the words, white Presbyterians!
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
As a former church music director, every year or so I would have to gently dissuade someone from singing it during a service. Actually listen to the words, white Presbyterians!
These two were the sweater stars!
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
These two were the sweater stars!
🎶 Jhirmack bounce back, beautiful hair 🎶
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
🎶 Jhirmack bounce back, beautiful hair 🎶
not as bad as Kandagawa though!
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
not as bad as Kandagawa though!
Available on Peacock now! It's very relaxing and only a little problematic.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Available on Peacock now! It's very relaxing and only a little problematic.
Very Patrick Hockstetter
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Very Patrick Hockstetter
BJ Novak's long lost twin
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
BJ Novak's long lost twin
Northeast Wisconsin and yes.
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Northeast Wisconsin and yes.