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NewsDesk with Alton Kastle
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Hard-hitting facts with HoloNet News' star reporter Alton Kastle.
OPINION: Music performed in non-Basic languages poses a risk to our youth. Your child may be listening to anti-Imperial songs without knowing it, no one can tell what subversive and dangerous messages may be hidden behind these alien lyrics.
May 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
REPORT: A new wroshyr sap refinery has completed construction on Kashyyyk, promising employment opportunities for the financially struggling Mid Rim world. Refinery 19 will employ primarily local labor as part of the Imperial Jobs Program, connecting unemployed Wookiees with productive work.
May 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Finance: WOKE Protocol Droid FLOPS in Core World markets due to "unsettling" inhuman design.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 AM
REPORT: After years of unfair, targeted Republic-era regulations, Ardees Beverage Company has been granted a well-deserved win by the Bureau of Standards. Their popular bottled Moogan Tea product is once again free to be sold in schools without inefficient "safety tests" wasting tax-payer credits.
May 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM