Altofronto
@altofronto.bsky.social
I don’t know anymore, man
#sundaycumday, get it while it’s hot! (I was totally fantasizing about pumping this into @sakurapupto.bsky.social’s hole
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
#sundaycumday, get it while it’s hot! (I was totally fantasizing about pumping this into @sakurapupto.bsky.social’s hole
Sound on for my answer to that question 😘
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sound on for my answer to that question 😘
Am I looking for attention? Maybe!
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Am I looking for attention? Maybe!
Post a book you love from the 1970s
July 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Post a book you love from the 1970s
I know I said I wouldn’t post nudes anymore here, but a) not technically a nude but more importantly b) I wanted attention
June 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I know I said I wouldn’t post nudes anymore here, but a) not technically a nude but more importantly b) I wanted attention
Oh I do love one of these thingies.
January 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oh I do love one of these thingies.
Screenshot of my notes app because this was a long answer:
December 28, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Screenshot of my notes app because this was a long answer:
We’ve all ended up living in the ORIGINAL draft of the lyrics of that song. (For those of you not in the know, this is not something I made up—these were genuinely the lyrics to the song before Judy Garland objected)
December 24, 2024 at 5:10 AM
We’ve all ended up living in the ORIGINAL draft of the lyrics of that song. (For those of you not in the know, this is not something I made up—these were genuinely the lyrics to the song before Judy Garland objected)
Mood for the foreseeable future:
December 2, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Mood for the foreseeable future:
Not Mulaney-related, but Chappell’s enormous hat is giving me Ascot Gavotte vibes
November 2, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Not Mulaney-related, but Chappell’s enormous hat is giving me Ascot Gavotte vibes
Oh wow—this is a reference to graffiti on a promo poster for the musical that went around on tumblr, like, ten years ago? So, to answer your question: someone with a sharpie in 2013 or so did this, at least initially
October 9, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Oh wow—this is a reference to graffiti on a promo poster for the musical that went around on tumblr, like, ten years ago? So, to answer your question: someone with a sharpie in 2013 or so did this, at least initially
Well, let’s try this one, since the safe for work one doesn’t seem to be getting any bites
September 3, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Well, let’s try this one, since the safe for work one doesn’t seem to be getting any bites
I’ll hop on the bandwagon, why not
September 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I’ll hop on the bandwagon, why not
Unedited passage from the play
September 1, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Unedited passage from the play
Reminded me a bit of this Wendy Cope poem:
August 22, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Reminded me a bit of this Wendy Cope poem:
They keep mocking The Last Supper
July 29, 2024 at 7:19 PM
They keep mocking The Last Supper
Being gay is seeing a picture of an old river from the Golden Gate Bridge and being like “I should call him”
July 9, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Being gay is seeing a picture of an old river from the Golden Gate Bridge and being like “I should call him”
And the weirdness of those costume designs is very much in keeping with the Broadway production:
June 1, 2024 at 1:44 AM
And the weirdness of those costume designs is very much in keeping with the Broadway production:
The sex with the coworker was after we’d stopped being coworkers. Same deal when I had sex with my friend who was, for a while, my boss!
May 28, 2024 at 12:11 AM
The sex with the coworker was after we’d stopped being coworkers. Same deal when I had sex with my friend who was, for a while, my boss!
Sure thing—if you’ll just come down here for a moment…
February 6, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Sure thing—if you’ll just come down here for a moment…