I thought the locals might accept me quicker if I smelled like maple

It’s a super tight NDA Robert Downey Jr would kill me

🥉

Moving from X to Bluesky has gone better than I could have hoped. Reminds me of the early days of the bird 🐦 app.

I've interacted mostly w/ photographers. That brings @braftery.bsky.social to mind.

Her 📷 of Mount Baker, shot from West Seattle, was the 1st I ever retweeted in 2020.

#MountainMonday

I asked if he’d played the new Ukrainian golf course in Crimea

@mtsthelenswa.bsky.social did used to be pretty tho

Good luck ignoring me I loom over two countries

I don’t need to explode for attention

We Stan short kings

I can’t help being the biggest loomer in the area.