Quickest way to get me to unfollow is if you repost all of your old pics every single day
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Quickest way to get me to unfollow is if you repost all of your old pics every single day
Sam Altman is a fascinating character. It's like he's completely internalized how to be performative in every conversation, as a sales tool.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sam Altman is a fascinating character. It's like he's completely internalized how to be performative in every conversation, as a sales tool.
Y'all, that dick I just got 🥵
October 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Y'all, that dick I just got 🥵
I haven't cum in a few days 😩 Who's gonna fix that for me?
October 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I haven't cum in a few days 😩 Who's gonna fix that for me?
My guess is that by this time next year it will be illegal in the United States to be gay and out. A federal Don't Ask Don't Tell policy.
September 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My guess is that by this time next year it will be illegal in the United States to be gay and out. A federal Don't Ask Don't Tell policy.
Be careful. I've had to temporarily move out of my home, and lock down all of my social media to death and violence threats from right wing extremists.
September 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Be careful. I've had to temporarily move out of my home, and lock down all of my social media to death and violence threats from right wing extremists.
be a good boy and choke on it
August 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
be a good boy and choke on it
When it rains it fucking pours 😪
August 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When it rains it fucking pours 😪
Once again waking up without a dick in my mouth 😪
August 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Once again waking up without a dick in my mouth 😪
Queer As Folk is on my hotels streaming service. I'm so excited to binge it 😌
August 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Queer As Folk is on my hotels streaming service. I'm so excited to binge it 😌
There's a disappointing lack of porn on here lately
August 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
There's a disappointing lack of porn on here lately
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Woke up in a Mood™ today.
July 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Woke up in a Mood™ today.
I need your mouth
July 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I need your mouth
My balls are so big today 😩
July 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My balls are so big today 😩
Can't believe Epstein is actually doing us a favor by paralyzing Republicans from their evil agenda
July 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Can't believe Epstein is actually doing us a favor by paralyzing Republicans from their evil agenda
I need a band of friends who will be petty with me and report every IG post from my arch nemesis 😂
July 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I need a band of friends who will be petty with me and report every IG post from my arch nemesis 😂
How's everyone doing? Anyone else manic today?
July 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How's everyone doing? Anyone else manic today?
I sense a stoned bed rot weekend incoming.......
Depression and anxiety hitting hard today 😪😔
July 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I sense a stoned bed rot weekend incoming.......
Depression and anxiety hitting hard today 😪😔
July 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Depression and anxiety hitting hard today 😪😔