Another holiday, another text from dad asking why I haven't opened his Jacquie Larson e-card

Sure but they can never defund the department of my love for you

My heart shall henceforth be referred to as the gulf of yours

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your love is like sunshine
In spite of the technoauthoritarian coup

I choo-choo-choose you
(and there's a picture of an abortion)
#valentinesday

who dis (-topian hellscape)