Friday gig 👌🏻
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Friday gig 👌🏻
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"Ooh, I’d do anything for a homemade cinnamon roll”
“*Anything*?”
NEW guest blog by Tess - sexual favours in exchange for baked treats, an outrageously hot story that comes with an actual #recipe!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/cinnamo...
I am so excited about this post, pls share! #sex #kink
“*Anything*?”
NEW guest blog by Tess - sexual favours in exchange for baked treats, an outrageously hot story that comes with an actual #recipe!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/cinnamo...
I am so excited about this post, pls share! #sex #kink
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"Ooh, I’d do anything for a homemade cinnamon roll”
“*Anything*?”
NEW guest blog by Tess - sexual favours in exchange for baked treats, an outrageously hot story that comes with an actual #recipe!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/cinnamo...
I am so excited about this post, pls share! #sex #kink
“*Anything*?”
NEW guest blog by Tess - sexual favours in exchange for baked treats, an outrageously hot story that comes with an actual #recipe!
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/cinnamo...
I am so excited about this post, pls share! #sex #kink
I heard MCR5 was a Christmas concept album
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I heard MCR5 was a Christmas concept album
Hangover horn is brutal today.
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Hangover horn is brutal today.
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I had completely forgotten I wrote this but it fucking slaps.
This time in '23... Gimme that dick.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gimme-t...
This time in '23... Gimme that dick.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gimme-t...
Gimme that dick like it's rationed : make me be patient. Make me beg.
I want you to tease me and make me wait till I beg for it. Gimme that dick like it’s rationed - not inch by inch but millimetre by fucking millimetre.
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December 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I had completely forgotten I wrote this but it fucking slaps.
This time in '23... Gimme that dick.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gimme-t...
This time in '23... Gimme that dick.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/gimme-t...
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Oh: like an advent of handjobs
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Oh: like an advent of handjobs
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behind every hot girl is a deep history with twilight
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
behind every hot girl is a deep history with twilight
Best advice is always start doing it, and keep doing it regularly 👌🏻
This! So many people contact me to ask me how to start a successful sex blog, or make money from a sex blog. My answer is usually 'first, start a sex blog'. I get that you want to monetise, but get the material first and get in the habit of creating stuff regularly.
artists ask me how to start out sometimes
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Best advice is always start doing it, and keep doing it regularly 👌🏻
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the grinch in the genre of romance: thread
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the grinch in the genre of romance: thread
Excited for the end of NNN
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Excited for the end of NNN
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"Occasionally I get people asking about fantasy-sharing, like ‘how do I make use of a kink in the bedroom if we’re not going to ever actually do it??’"
#ICYMI, my answer, which is FILTH.
(also contains a brilliant joke about Lassie fyi) www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
#ICYMI, my answer, which is FILTH.
(also contains a brilliant joke about Lassie fyi) www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
Playing with fantasy: I need you to fuck me in the ass
"Later today, I *need* you to fuck me in the ass." A hot story about a fantasy I whispered while riding his dick. And advice on what fantasies are for.
www.girlonthenet.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Occasionally I get people asking about fantasy-sharing, like ‘how do I make use of a kink in the bedroom if we’re not going to ever actually do it??’"
#ICYMI, my answer, which is FILTH.
(also contains a brilliant joke about Lassie fyi) www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
#ICYMI, my answer, which is FILTH.
(also contains a brilliant joke about Lassie fyi) www.girlonthenet.com/blog/fantasy...
Danger days sort of girl
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Danger days sort of girl
Tequila doom spiral
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Tequila doom spiral
Why does he look like someone is tickling him?
Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance) captured alongside visual artist Lauren Tsai.
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why does he look like someone is tickling him?
"Then there came the pang of watching friends embark on a life I couldn’t relate to, but society told me I was supposed to be living."
So much this.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
So much this.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The loneliness fix: I wanted to find new friends in my 30s – and it was easier than I imagined
It is said to be harder to make friends as you age. But I found that a mix of apps and other tools, as well as a happy attitude, led to a world of potential new pals
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Then there came the pang of watching friends embark on a life I couldn’t relate to, but society told me I was supposed to be living."
So much this.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
So much this.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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MCR5 will be a Yo Gabba Gabba Christmas album.
November 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
MCR5 will be a Yo Gabba Gabba Christmas album.
Bonus cuck chair overlooking the shower
November 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bonus cuck chair overlooking the shower
Seems everyone is sexier as a pirate
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Seems everyone is sexier as a pirate
Such a great read ♥️
My ideal person isn’t the man I hope to meet one day, it’s the ‘me’ I hope to become.
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/who-is-...
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Who is your ideal person? | Girl on the Net
A friend asked me who my 'ideal person' was when I was looking for dates. But my ideal person isn't the man I want to find, it's the woman I hope to become.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Such a great read ♥️
NNN but you have no self control and someone called you a good boy.
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
NNN but you have no self control and someone called you a good boy.