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alterursegos.bsky.social
Theo 💜 🐻
@alterursegos.bsky.social
I’m basically here to slutpost tbh. I am 24, 18+ only pls. Major geek and gamer. Talk Pokémon with me? 🌶️ for fun, happily taken! DMs open. Know me irl? our secret 🤫 he/they 🇯🇲 🏳️‍⚧️

Throne: https://throne.com/ursigae
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Hiii 💞 I’m Theodore, but most peeps call me Teddy

23 y/o || Non-binary (Man-Ish) || Gay asf

Likes 🐻: Bears (both kinds), Pokèmon, RPGs, music, fashion, cooking, all the beautiful parts of my LGBTQ+ community :3

Dislikes: Bigots, bell peppers 🫑 , loud noises, when it’s too damn hot.

DMs are open!
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Humpday 🍑 per the requests 😈
December 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I made an art bsky, I’m using it to document my progress but also trying to gather constructive criticism at all times so if you enjoy this kinda art consider dropping the follow and saying your piece ty 🫡
For my first post, please accept my sona Zidayne being a goober thank you. He is a baturong. Bat-binturong hybrid! I kinda hate hashtags but I will now use them.

#digitalart #furryart #fursona
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Soooo are you sliding in or hopping on top? I gotta know!
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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It's a good day to celebrate humps so who's going to celebrate with me? 💕🐶🥴
December 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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HUMP H⭕️LE DAY
Warm & Inviting.
(Even my COCK is thinking that too..)

x.com/sven1st2024
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Got a new cock ring 🙂‍↕️
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Love #humpdays 🥵
December 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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When the mood strikes 🥵🦶🏻🕳️
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I’m super tight, but with the right man I’m sure you can loosen me up real good.
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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For #humpday here is my semi after pumping my babies into @behr1980.bsky.social ‘s humps ❤️
December 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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From 🦍 to 👸
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Just sticking my dick in anything 😉
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Another Weiner Wednesday 😀😁
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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applying for multiple positions on a chilly #humpday because the academic job market has no respect for such sacred days.

but speaking of multiple positions on humpday…
🤔😈
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Morning ritual before the gym 🍆 ☀️
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Getting in touch with my butthole. Repost if you wanna get in touch with it instead 😈
Full 18 minute video at onlyfans.com/tallbeard89
December 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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And the fat dogs with the fat asses*

*all fat dogs have fat asses
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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#irlnsfw aaand I'm going back to bed again LOL. Clean it up, pup~
December 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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#irlnudes gotta wake up one way or another lol
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I hope my tits, ass, and cock get you through some of the hardest parts of your day. 🥺 I just wanna relieve you of your burdens.
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Vitamin d 😁
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Beefy tummy Tuesday 😋
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Since I havent posted in a while

Have two

Sorry I cant tie a bow nicely lol

#nsfw #nsfwsky #pansexual #cock #altmale #punk #booty #tummytuesday #Christmasnude
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM