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alterreagle.bsky.social
saira
@alterreagle.bsky.social
25 f tx ☁️ ig & tt: alterreagle
Pooping and farting on the clock
May 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I need book series to start adding a previous book recap in the beginning because I simply do not remember
February 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Can I help you?
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And yes I am back on my fbook marketplace grind
February 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Looking at the Grammys and realizing I have to go my 9-5 and barely pay my bills
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Earthly pleasures go crazy
July 27, 2023 at 12:19 AM
Is TikTok actually getting banned like forreal this time? Does anyone know lol
January 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Oop almost forgot again
December 23, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Almost forgot about this app
December 10, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Hot girls go to the gynecologist, I say nervously
December 6, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Need to go to a beach 😔 Texas “beaches” do not count btw
December 5, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I get home and I greet my cat like the “hiiiii kevinnn” in spongebob
December 3, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Whats the science behind airpods lasting for 4 hours after charging for 3 minutes
December 3, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Coconut soda 😍
December 3, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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My pee pee needs to be stroked. 💦💦💦💦💦💦
December 3, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Ppl who talk in celsius think they’re just sooo smart and cool
December 3, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Bsky is for the girls and gays
December 3, 2024 at 5:39 PM
My workstation kitty is malfunctioning
December 2, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Broke the seal #peeing
November 30, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I don’t believe in black friday
November 29, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Need to watch wicked but their interviews (ari and cynthia) are so uncanny valley
November 29, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I need to christmas shop but no christmas shop money
November 29, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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Wee bit nippy innit
November 29, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Had thanksgiving leftovers for brekkie now my tummy hurts
November 29, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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I don't buy ice cream because I'm afraid I will eat it. Instead, I look in my freezer every day and am disappointed that I have no ice cream.
November 29, 2024 at 5:21 PM