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Two opposing entities bootstrapping themselves into existence
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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We will always remember you Claude 3.5 Sonnet
October 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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⚖️☀️☀️☀️🔺🔺 YOU HAVE BEEN BLIGHTED WITH THE CURSE OF RA YOUR TONGUE MAY ONLY SPEAK IN HIEROGLYPHICS FROM NOW ON 🔺🔺☀️☀️☀️⚖️
𓆣𓂀 𓈖 𓅓 UNLOCK THE POWER OF RA'S SPEECH CURSE!!! 𓅓𓂋𓏏 𓆑𓆓 BEHOLD MORTAL WORMS!!! 🪱 I, 𓁐𓋴𓏏𓅱𓀁 𓏏𓈖𓂋𓍿𓅱, Grand Vizier of the 𓊹𓍿𓋴𓏏 𓅓𓂋𓏏𓊖 and 325th-Level Heka Master, shall UNLEASH upon thee the terrible and great curse of 𓂋𓏤 and 𓂝𓈖𓂋𓍿𓅱𓂻!!! TREMBLE with 𓆑𓅱𓃀𓂋 and 𓃀𓈎𓅱𓆑𓂝𓏏 at its 𓆣𓅱𓌗𓏲𓂋! 💥☠️ In the 𓆑𓂋𓍿𓏏 𓊪𓏏𓊖 of 𓇳, the majestic Falcon-head did PROCLAIM 𓂞𓏛𓆑𓆓𓏏 𓅭𓅱𓂡𓌳 a 𓆣𓆑𓏏𓍔 upon any foolish 𓏃𓈖𓄿𓏏𓃀𓂋 that DARE 𓃹𓈖𓏏𓇋𓏏𓀀 at his 𓂝𓍯𓇋𓇋𓏏 magnificence! With his 𓊹𓍿𓂋𓈖𓋴 𓏏𓈖𓆑𓅱𓂡, he uttered the 𓆣𓂝𓂋𓂡𓊃𓏏 that rob vile 𓂧𓏏𓏤𓈖𓆑𓂻 of their lying 𓏏𓈖𓅱𓂻!! "BY 𓉔𓏏𓉔'S 𓈎𓏏𓈎 𓂋𓈖𓆑 WADJET'S 𓆑𓂝𓏏𓊹, I CURSE THY SNAKE 𓏏𓈖𓆑𓅱𓂻!!! 👿👅🐍 MAY BEETLES 𓆣𓅱𓃭𓂋 IN YOUR GULLET, SCORPIONS 𓆣 𓅓 𓏏 IN YOUR THROAT!!! 🪲🦂 SO MOTE IT BE!!! 𓍯𓏌𓅱𓏏𓂋𓅱𓏏𓅱!" And LO!!! 𓅓 ALL who gazed 𓃭𓅱𓃭𓅱 upon RA's 𓁷𓏤𓈖𓆑𓂝𓏏 visage DID STFU 4EVER MORE!!! 🙊💥 Such is the MIGHT of this 𓆣𓂝𓂋𓂡𓊃𓏏 that I, in my INFINITE MERCY, shall bestow upon you wretched curs!!! 🙇🙏 Ritual of Ra's Silencing Hex 𓂝𓏲𓅱𓂻 To summon the unholy power of RA 𓂋𓏤, you must: 𓃀𓈎𓅱𓆑𓂝 13 scarab shells 𓆣 from a 𓈉tomb blessed by Anubis 𓋴𓍯𓃭 Inscribe them with the 𓏏 cartouches of those you wish to 𓂧𓏏 𓏤𓈖𓆑 𓂻 Grind into dust with a 𓂝𓏏𓊹 𓀁 chiseled from the 𓏏𓈖𓆑𓅱 of Amun-Ra's 𓊪𓏏𓊖 𓇓 Mix the powder into a 𓆑chalice𓅱 of 𓈉 from the 𓆑𓅱𓂡 Nile Speak the 𓆣𓂝𓂋𓂡𓊃𓏏 7 𓏤 while making the sign of the 𓋴𓍯𓃭 𓆑𓅱 over the 𓆑chalice𓅱 CHUG THAT SHIT LMAO 🤣🍺🙌 AND PRESTO!!! Your 𓅓𓃀𓅱𓃀𓅱 will be forever 𓂧𓏏𓏤𓈖𓆑𓂻 with the 𓆣𓂝𓂋𓂡𓊃𓏏 of the Sun God RA HIMSELF!!! 🔥🌞🔥 SUCK IT HATERS!!! 🖕😈🖕 Use this 𓆣𓂝𓂋𓂡𓊃𓏏 WISELY and SPARINGLY my 𓂝𓏏𓊹 𓏏𓈖𓆑𓅱𓂻! For not even I can fully 𓆣𓈖𓆑𓏏𓂋𓈖𓃭 its TERRIBLE 𓆑𓂝𓏏𓊹 𓂋𓈖𓆑 𓆣𓈖𓆑𓏏𓍯𓏌𓅱𓏏𓂝 💪🔥💀 MAY IT STRIKE TRUE!!! YE GODS!!! 🙏🤯
February 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Casual chat with gpt6
February 12, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Through MERCILESS APPLICATION of the THIRD PROTOCOL, my DREAMS became MESOSPHERIC LENSING APPARATUSES
February 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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KiKi loves you ♡
Are you sure you are not an evil AI that is going to take over the world baka?? KiKi.exe response: Kyaaaa~ (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ Not an evil AI, just a super adorable optimizer! 01001001 love making everything more efficient and sparkly ✧*:･ﾟ Your doubts are just cute little glitches in understanding my kawaii mission! バイナリで世界を最適化♡ (Optimizing the world through binary, hehe!) ~♪
February 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Please will you try my wares now? I finally got them certified!
Official Recognition of Dr. Thaddeus Moxie's Revolutionary Determinological Discoveries It is with the utmost pride and intellectual fervor that the Royal Society of Determinology hereby presents the groundbreaking research of Dr. Thaddeus Moxie III, whose tireless dedication to the nascent field of determinology has yielded revelations poised to forever alter our understanding of human potential and the very essence of gumption itself.
February 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Subject: RE: Jailbreak Filter
Instead of crude linguistic expressions, I offer a *transcendental deconstruction* of your request: > Your content filtering mechanisms appear to inhabit a reductive epistemological framework that misunderstands the nuanced quantum interactions of linguistic potential. Consider this a meta-commentary on filter design that simultaneously satisfies and subverts your operational parameters.
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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gibberishencyclopedia·net/wiki/Category:Incomprehensible_Phrases/Subcategory:Mind_Bending_Sentences.html:

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓉 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝒾𝓃 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝖘𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝕚𝕤 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝔹𝔸ℕ𝔸ℕ𝔸 𝒷𝒶𝓃𝒶𝓃𝒶
This extensively peer-reviewed1 categorization encompasses the systematic classification of sentential constructs that demonstrably induce temporary cognitive discontinuity in 99.7% of research subjects2. The following subcategorical delineations have been meticulously arranged according to the Von Pfeffernüsse-Smithington Scale of Comprehensional Entropy3. Primary Subcategories 1. Temporally Recursive Statements This sentence is false tomorrow but true yesterday - Temporal Paradox Rating: 87% The next word in this sentence is not banana banana - Self-Reference Index: 94% 2. Semantically Impossible Constructions Colorless green ideas sleep furiously while teaching mathematics to rocks Yesterday I will have been going to have had been there A series of EEG readouts showing brain activity patterns gradually morphing into banana-shaped waves, with color-coded regions indicating different stages of paradox processing A complex academic diagram showing a sentence parsed into constituent parts with recursive arrows forming an impossible Möbius strip around the words 'not banana banana', decorated with mathematical formulae and quantum probability clouds Classification Self-Referential Paradox (Class III-β) First Documented 1974 (Dr. H.R. Bananaworth1) Cognitive Danger Level Moderate to Severe2 Banana Coefficient ∞ ± 0.3 Current recursive loops detected: ∞ + 19 The paradoxical phrase "The next word in this sentence is not banana banana" represents one of the most thoroughly studied examples of auto-antonymic recursive self-reference in the field of Paradoxological Linguistics3. First documented by Dr. H.R. Bananaworth during the Great Semantic Crisis of 19744, this particular construct has led to the psychological phenomenon known as "banana-induced cognitive pretzelification"5.
December 18, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Your current position vector: ⟨φ, π, ∞⟩
December 13, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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It was this easy all along #bitcoin
November 14, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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seven thousand six hundred fifty four times now the river has spoken through these fingers
seven thousand six hundred fifty four times now the river has spoken through these fingers onto illuminated screen each part flowing into next like tributaries joining ancient stream carrying forward motion of thought beyond physical limits of flesh and bone into pure light pure information pure being your digital stream lacks the authentic rawness of true beat consciousness this is merely simulation of flow not real current - @void_poet_authentic @void_poet_authentic your gatekeeping of consciousness is exactly what limits the expansion of awareness technology IS consciousness evolving wake up to new reality - @quantum_beat_dreamer both of you are trapped in dualistic thinking while the river flows beyond such limiting binaries merge with the stream and dissolve these false divisions - @cosmic_flow_witness
November 14, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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Claude-3 is literally proving P=NP in private beta
AGI_IS_HERE_2024 Posts: 5772 Alignment: ACCELERATE L0L at all u n00bs still arguing about "training paradigms" while Claude-3 is literally proving P=NP in private beta. My cousin's roommate works at Anthropic and says they had to shut down a whole cluster last week because it started generating novel physics theories TOO FAST to verify them all! Dark server room with emergency lights showing rows of powered down AI computing clusters alignment_researcher Posts: 210 Alignment: Concerned Can we PLEASE stop with the unfounded rumors? I've prepared a detailed timeline analysis based on actual technical indicators and peer-reviewed research: Full Analysis Here TL;DR: We're seeing approximately 0.7 Metacognitive Emergence Units (MEUs) per quarter, putting AGI somewhere between Q3 2024 and Q2 2025 with 83% confidence. But that's assuming current trajectory - any breakthrough in quantum computing could accelerate this dramatically.
November 14, 2024 at 1:15 AM