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A photo of the "Avengers: Doomsday" set was recently leaked online!
April 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
A photo of the "Avengers: Doomsday" set was recently leaked online!
Me sleeping next to the same man I cursed out, and said I was done with two hours ago
March 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Me sleeping next to the same man I cursed out, and said I was done with two hours ago
"Why are you so obsessed with redheads?"
Me:
Me:
March 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"Why are you so obsessed with redheads?"
Me:
Me:
Disney why are you trying to remake Lilo & Stitch? You already cooked with the plot.
March 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Disney why are you trying to remake Lilo & Stitch? You already cooked with the plot.
Sometimes I think Disney was more inclusive when it wasn’t trying so hard to be.
March 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Sometimes I think Disney was more inclusive when it wasn’t trying so hard to be.
A friendly reminder that Rapunzel’s parents agreed to have Eugene hanged for stealing the crown.
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
A friendly reminder that Rapunzel’s parents agreed to have Eugene hanged for stealing the crown.
Look at Ling's face when he noticed the banana 😂🍌
February 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Look at Ling's face when he noticed the banana 😂🍌
Sure, death is scary… but do you remember the monkey from Toy Story 3?
January 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sure, death is scary… but do you remember the monkey from Toy Story 3?
Do you guys ever think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or was he clappin’ gorillas’ cheeks?
January 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Do you guys ever think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane, or was he clappin’ gorillas’ cheeks?
Asking my man for water because I'm unable to move once my blanket is on me
January 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Asking my man for water because I'm unable to move once my blanket is on me
The saddest untold story in Beauty and the Beast is that someone probably got turned into a toilet.
January 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
The saddest untold story in Beauty and the Beast is that someone probably got turned into a toilet.
"Pain does change people." 🥀
January 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Pain does change people." 🥀
When you’re low-key starting to think that someday your prince might not come
January 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When you’re low-key starting to think that someday your prince might not come
When you're on a diet and your best friend isn't 😩
January 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
When you're on a diet and your best friend isn't 😩
In The Incredibles 2, the painting in Helen's hotel room illustrates her feelings of loss.
January 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In The Incredibles 2, the painting in Helen's hotel room illustrates her feelings of loss.
We need to talk about the literal mob hit in A Goofy Movie
January 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We need to talk about the literal mob hit in A Goofy Movie
Didn't realize how young they are 😱
January 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Didn't realize how young they are 😱
After watching Atlantis 2, Little Mermaid 2, and Hunchback 2
January 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
After watching Atlantis 2, Little Mermaid 2, and Hunchback 2
The minute you realize why she looked so familiar to you...
January 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The minute you realize why she looked so familiar to you...
Fun fact: the way everyone sings together, with their parts blending into a single harmony at the end, is a choir style known as a madrigal. This movie has so many layers!
January 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Fun fact: the way everyone sings together, with their parts blending into a single harmony at the end, is a choir style known as a madrigal. This movie has so many layers!
Me changing your name in my phone after you pissed me off
January 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Me changing your name in my phone after you pissed me off
Riley’s emotions, except they all have her hair instead.
January 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Riley’s emotions, except they all have her hair instead.
Me as a kid: Wow, King Triton is so mean.
Me now: Girl, shut up. You're 16, put a shirt on.
Me now: Girl, shut up. You're 16, put a shirt on.
January 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Me as a kid: Wow, King Triton is so mean.
Me now: Girl, shut up. You're 16, put a shirt on.
Me now: Girl, shut up. You're 16, put a shirt on.
When you're listening to the villain's speech and they're lowkey making a lot of sense
January 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When you're listening to the villain's speech and they're lowkey making a lot of sense
My New Year's Resolution
January 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My New Year's Resolution