Alternate Squatch
@alternatesquatch.bsky.social
An alt account for a middle-aged gay man in LA who wants to look at NSFW stuff.
I keep thinking that an alt account isn’t an accurate version of reality and I’m just *imagining* that everybody else is getting a billion times more dick than me…
But then I remember when I first started dating my ex and we were going at it non stop
But then I remember when I first started dating my ex and we were going at it non stop
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I keep thinking that an alt account isn’t an accurate version of reality and I’m just *imagining* that everybody else is getting a billion times more dick than me…
But then I remember when I first started dating my ex and we were going at it non stop
But then I remember when I first started dating my ex and we were going at it non stop
I want that for you
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I want that for you
One billion percent don’t wear the shirt
August 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
One billion percent don’t wear the shirt
Still one of the most handsome men on the internet
June 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Still one of the most handsome men on the internet
That’s Sasquatch with a qu
June 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
That’s Sasquatch with a qu
I think you need to get data by testing it with as many locals as possible.
May 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I think you need to get data by testing it with as many locals as possible.
I volunteer if you ever have guests on!
May 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I volunteer if you ever have guests on!
Yeah it’s not being an attention whore when you’re packing that. It’d be wrong *not* to show it to everyone.
May 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Yeah it’s not being an attention whore when you’re packing that. It’d be wrong *not* to show it to everyone.
Now I’m regretting I didn’t see you in person!
April 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Now I’m regretting I didn’t see you in person!
They had a clothes check there; you should’ve checked your briefs!
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They had a clothes check there; you should’ve checked your briefs!
Cubs telling me they’ll help me meet my needs helps me meet my needs!
April 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Cubs telling me they’ll help me meet my needs helps me meet my needs!
Thanks! I’m starting to think Bluesky doesn’t even appreciate how much I want attention.
April 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Thanks! I’m starting to think Bluesky doesn’t even appreciate how much I want attention.
That’s exactly what they seemed to be having trouble with. One of them said he could “turn my head around like in the Exorcist” and I just felt sorry for them. I hope they figure it out eventually.
April 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
That’s exactly what they seemed to be having trouble with. One of them said he could “turn my head around like in the Exorcist” and I just felt sorry for them. I hope they figure it out eventually.
Happy to help! I have an assortment of warm dark places.
April 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Happy to help! I have an assortment of warm dark places.
You need somebody like me there to make sure it doesn’t spend too much time exposed to the sun.
April 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
You need somebody like me there to make sure it doesn’t spend too much time exposed to the sun.
Sigh… I am a fan.
April 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Sigh… I am a fan.
Somehow just the hint of mutton chops is the sexiest thing I’ve seen today
April 11, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Somehow just the hint of mutton chops is the sexiest thing I’ve seen today
Thanks! It needs a trim but I think I’m going to give it a few more weeks.
April 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Thanks! It needs a trim but I think I’m going to give it a few more weeks.
Dang! There’s a lucky bottom.
April 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Dang! There’s a lucky bottom.
I mean as long as you’re offering
February 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I mean as long as you’re offering
Highlights from that video of you dick-slapping me in the face that we still need to make
February 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Highlights from that video of you dick-slapping me in the face that we still need to make
Thanks, Daddy! You’re always looking fine.
February 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Thanks, Daddy! You’re always looking fine.