Kremvember Kourtney
@altermentality.bsky.social
4'10" artist, streamer, joyfully married, lover of nature and musty old books and pirates. Fan of too many games but mostly the DK series.
Crocodile person or crocodile monster, depending on who you ask. 🐊👑☠️🤖🥊🏙️
📚 Everything deserves its experts. 📚
Crocodile person or crocodile monster, depending on who you ask. 🐊👑☠️🤖🥊🏙️
📚 Everything deserves its experts. 📚
I like how he appears to be holding his mega stone in his beak.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I like how he appears to be holding his mega stone in his beak.
Koming soon, a longterm streaming and kontent project.
More info on Friday to celebrate DKC2's 30th brithday.
Let's get shaken to the Kore!
More info on Friday to celebrate DKC2's 30th brithday.
Let's get shaken to the Kore!
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Koming soon, a longterm streaming and kontent project.
More info on Friday to celebrate DKC2's 30th brithday.
Let's get shaken to the Kore!
More info on Friday to celebrate DKC2's 30th brithday.
Let's get shaken to the Kore!
The photographer's body was never found
November 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The photographer's body was never found
Last night I found where the Sandiles hang out and gasped out loud when I saw the alpha Krokorok dirt-swimming around. I could not sleep until I had caught the large lad. He's nice when you get to know him.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Last night I found where the Sandiles hang out and gasped out loud when I saw the alpha Krokorok dirt-swimming around. I could not sleep until I had caught the large lad. He's nice when you get to know him.
Kindhearted Krookodile Man is my favorite NPC. This guy is awesome.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Kindhearted Krookodile Man is my favorite NPC. This guy is awesome.
I've been pretty skeptical of this game so far due to its slow start, but I think it's winning me over because I almost got killed by a Bellsprout, who is now watching my every move and asking if I'm gonna eat that
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I've been pretty skeptical of this game so far due to its slow start, but I think it's winning me over because I almost got killed by a Bellsprout, who is now watching my every move and asking if I'm gonna eat that
My phone gave me a memory of taking these pics two years ago, and I still really like them. Can you find the squirrel in the first image?
November 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My phone gave me a memory of taking these pics two years ago, and I still really like them. Can you find the squirrel in the first image?
I made a new emote for my Twitch channel for the first time in a while! ...After having the idea for ages. I just hate making emotes lol
But anyway!! alterm1Krush - you can check out this kutie the next time I stream!
But anyway!! alterm1Krush - you can check out this kutie the next time I stream!
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I made a new emote for my Twitch channel for the first time in a while! ...After having the idea for ages. I just hate making emotes lol
But anyway!! alterm1Krush - you can check out this kutie the next time I stream!
But anyway!! alterm1Krush - you can check out this kutie the next time I stream!
Thinking about Rabbid Courtney (from a couple years ago) today. If you'd told me in like 2007 that one day I'd be inspired to make a Rabbidsona, I probably would have cried and asked what the world had come to
#AltersArtTag #MarioRabbids
#AltersArtTag #MarioRabbids
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Thinking about Rabbid Courtney (from a couple years ago) today. If you'd told me in like 2007 that one day I'd be inspired to make a Rabbidsona, I probably would have cried and asked what the world had come to
#AltersArtTag #MarioRabbids
#AltersArtTag #MarioRabbids
I want to point out that it's not just the Gangplank Galleon. (See the upper left)
It's ~KING K. ROOL'S GANGPLANK GALLEON~
My boy has his branding on point. Getting his name out there again, in-universe and out. That's HIS rotting neglected husk of a once-proud vessel, THANK you.
It's ~KING K. ROOL'S GANGPLANK GALLEON~
My boy has his branding on point. Getting his name out there again, in-universe and out. That's HIS rotting neglected husk of a once-proud vessel, THANK you.
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I want to point out that it's not just the Gangplank Galleon. (See the upper left)
It's ~KING K. ROOL'S GANGPLANK GALLEON~
My boy has his branding on point. Getting his name out there again, in-universe and out. That's HIS rotting neglected husk of a once-proud vessel, THANK you.
It's ~KING K. ROOL'S GANGPLANK GALLEON~
My boy has his branding on point. Getting his name out there again, in-universe and out. That's HIS rotting neglected husk of a once-proud vessel, THANK you.
I love this game so unfathomably much #DKBananzaSpoilers
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I love this game so unfathomably much #DKBananzaSpoilers
I wish this was my real job
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I wish this was my real job
I am also glad to see the back of Kremlings, but only so I can admire our King's lovely tail which has grown back in full.
November 4, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I am also glad to see the back of Kremlings, but only so I can admire our King's lovely tail which has grown back in full.
Anyway, the true reward of beating this game was to see LITTLE BABY ROY
Hector mode someday, idk. I need a break from the battlefield
Hector mode someday, idk. I need a break from the battlefield
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anyway, the true reward of beating this game was to see LITTLE BABY ROY
Hector mode someday, idk. I need a break from the battlefield
Hector mode someday, idk. I need a break from the battlefield
It's nice to get some recognition!! (They don't know how many times I had to reset the later battles so that no one would die)
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It's nice to get some recognition!! (They don't know how many times I had to reset the later battles so that no one would die)
How do you do, fellow kids. I am here to "drop an aura" as they say.
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
How do you do, fellow kids. I am here to "drop an aura" as they say.
I didn't expect this to work, but I also didn't expect the failure to be so funny
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I didn't expect this to work, but I also didn't expect the failure to be so funny
Source-colors tinged Krossbones in memory of Crocodile Isle. OR, bisexually tinged Kremling flag for all the gaytors
November 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Source-colors tinged Krossbones in memory of Crocodile Isle. OR, bisexually tinged Kremling flag for all the gaytors
It's like bro is really here....
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It's like bro is really here....
This is easily the best $20 I have spent in my life, just for me personally
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This is easily the best $20 I have spent in my life, just for me personally
November 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Could use one of these today TBH
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Could use one of these today TBH
I will pass this on to King K. Rool, thank you so much. He really needs to hear this. He will make his tech even worse on purpose.
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I will pass this on to King K. Rool, thank you so much. He really needs to hear this. He will make his tech even worse on purpose.
Believe it or not, what inspired me to create this whole thread.
Look at how the bolts are crudely smacked into all these signs here, causing the screens around them to krack.
But... he didn't even make these, right? Not really? They arose from his deepest subconscious, instantly, from a wish.
Look at how the bolts are crudely smacked into all these signs here, causing the screens around them to krack.
But... he didn't even make these, right? Not really? They arose from his deepest subconscious, instantly, from a wish.
November 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Believe it or not, what inspired me to create this whole thread.
Look at how the bolts are crudely smacked into all these signs here, causing the screens around them to krack.
But... he didn't even make these, right? Not really? They arose from his deepest subconscious, instantly, from a wish.
Look at how the bolts are crudely smacked into all these signs here, causing the screens around them to krack.
But... he didn't even make these, right? Not really? They arose from his deepest subconscious, instantly, from a wish.