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“Whaaaaa so bored!!”
September 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“Whaaaaa so bored!!”
“Heh… Rolly bugs cute…”
August 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“Heh… Rolly bugs cute…”
“Wait so… do we just gain the force? I want to be a person who has one of those light sword thingies!!”
April 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“Wait so… do we just gain the force? I want to be a person who has one of those light sword thingies!!”
“Maybe. I don’t like thinking too much unless I need to! Doesn’t mean I’m not wrong though.~”
She would brush her hands against each other.
“I’m guessing you’d like one of those fancy TVs that hang off a wall maybe?”
She would brush her hands against each other.
“I’m guessing you’d like one of those fancy TVs that hang off a wall maybe?”
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“ You do that shit again an' you might lose a finger. ”
Huff.
“ I sure as hell think more than you even WITHOUT a head ! ” 💢
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“ You do that shit again an' you might lose a finger. ”
Huff.
“ I sure as hell think more than you even WITHOUT a head ! ” 💢
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“WELL I MEAN… You’re kinda missing a head and all? Where’s your brain?”
Pokes his helmet.
Pokes his helmet.
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
“Maybe. I don’t like thinking too much unless I need to! Doesn’t mean I’m not wrong though.~”
She would brush her hands against each other.
“I’m guessing you’d like one of those fancy TVs that hang off a wall maybe?”
She would brush her hands against each other.
“I’m guessing you’d like one of those fancy TVs that hang off a wall maybe?”
“WELL I MEAN… You’re kinda missing a head and all? Where’s your brain?”
Pokes his helmet.
Pokes his helmet.
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“ i'm tryin' to get over th' fact that you said i had a nonexistent brain , you chipmunk soundin' — ”
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“ i'm tryin' to get over th' fact that you said i had a nonexistent brain , you chipmunk soundin' — ”
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March 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“WELL I MEAN… You’re kinda missing a head and all? Where’s your brain?”
Pokes his helmet.
Pokes his helmet.
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March 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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“Hmmm… Yeah! I can send one straight to your house even.”
“ ... ”
“ 90 ... inch ... ? ”
“ 90 ... inch ... ? ”
March 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
“Hmmm… Yeah! I can send one straight to your house even.”
“See? You’re using your non-existent brain! I totally got you, no need to waste money when you got someone like me! What size you looking for?”
" shit follows even outside the island , you should know this .
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actually , i could prob' have you rift a bigger tv an' not have to pay for it . "
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actually , i could prob' have you rift a bigger tv an' not have to pay for it . "
March 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
“See? You’re using your non-existent brain! I totally got you, no need to waste money when you got someone like me! What size you looking for?”
“I GUESS? Well… it could’ve been normal on the islands if there was some person with some weird television powers but— now? Here?”
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“ you startin' to understand now . ”
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“ you startin' to understand now . ”
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March 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“I GUESS? Well… it could’ve been normal on the islands if there was some person with some weird television powers but— now? Here?”
|| Gonna also be on the lookout and trying to find other fort rpers or anyone!! I dug through the tag a bit but haven’t seen anyone new/active really but I will be searching 👀 ||
March 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
|| Gonna also be on the lookout and trying to find other fort rpers or anyone!! I dug through the tag a bit but haven’t seen anyone new/active really but I will be searching 👀 ||
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“…”
“What.”
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“What.”
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“ an entire petty news station took my tv an' 'bout half of my other belongings because i switched the channel . ”
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“ an entire petty news station took my tv an' 'bout half of my other belongings because i switched the channel . ”
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March 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
“…”
“…”
“What.”
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“What.”
“I got buuuusy! Can’t blame me!”
Does a lil huffy noise.
“It’s obvious, I’m just being annoying! But why?”
Does a lil huffy noise.
“It’s obvious, I’m just being annoying! But why?”
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you leave for an entire month and got the audacity to ask me the dumbest shit — THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOIN' ?
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you leave for an entire month and got the audacity to ask me the dumbest shit — THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOIN' ?
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March 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“I got buuuusy! Can’t blame me!”
Does a lil huffy noise.
“It’s obvious, I’m just being annoying! But why?”
Does a lil huffy noise.
“It’s obvious, I’m just being annoying! But why?”
“Whatcha dooooin’?”
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currently at a electronics store , getting a new fucking tv .
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currently at a electronics store , getting a new fucking tv .
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March 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
“Whatcha dooooin’?”
|| Went on a bit of an unannounced break buuut I’m back!:D hi!!
March 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
|| Went on a bit of an unannounced break buuut I’m back!:D hi!!
I mean yeah... but it HAPPENED!!!
That sounds like somethin’ you’d pull out of a shitty fanfiction.
You TOTALLY missed out then! There were islands right? They were always guarded by a giant shogun guy!
That shogun guy seemed to have taken a girl, she got too deep into some bad stuff and... no idea what happened but the brother didn't seem to like it and a HUGE fight happened!
That shogun guy seemed to have taken a girl, she got too deep into some bad stuff and... no idea what happened but the brother didn't seem to like it and a HUGE fight happened!
February 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I mean yeah... but it HAPPENED!!!
You TOTALLY missed out then! There were islands right? They were always guarded by a giant shogun guy!
That shogun guy seemed to have taken a girl, she got too deep into some bad stuff and... no idea what happened but the brother didn't seem to like it and a HUGE fight happened!
That shogun guy seemed to have taken a girl, she got too deep into some bad stuff and... no idea what happened but the brother didn't seem to like it and a HUGE fight happened!
… Though I’m confused, what do you mean there was some shogun guy —
Aw... Well! That sounds like you!
February 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
You TOTALLY missed out then! There were islands right? They were always guarded by a giant shogun guy!
That shogun guy seemed to have taken a girl, she got too deep into some bad stuff and... no idea what happened but the brother didn't seem to like it and a HUGE fight happened!
That shogun guy seemed to have taken a girl, she got too deep into some bad stuff and... no idea what happened but the brother didn't seem to like it and a HUGE fight happened!
Aw... Well! That sounds like you!
I was busy not giving a shit.
Anything is possible! Speaking of... did you just see what had happened earlier? Huge shogun guy, portal, siblings?
February 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Aw... Well! That sounds like you!
"Ooooh you got people flirting with you? You can't see it but I'm blinking my eyes REALLY FAST! I WANNA KNOW!"
February 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Ooooh you got people flirting with you? You can't see it but I'm blinking my eyes REALLY FAST! I WANNA KNOW!"
Anything is possible! Speaking of... did you just see what had happened earlier? Huge shogun guy, portal, siblings?
you are Not taming that thing
"Do you think godzilla likes pets and cuddles? I think so! He would be my bestest pal!"
February 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Anything is possible! Speaking of... did you just see what had happened earlier? Huge shogun guy, portal, siblings?
"Do you think godzilla likes pets and cuddles? I think so! He would be my bestest pal!"
February 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
"Do you think godzilla likes pets and cuddles? I think so! He would be my bestest pal!"
"hehehehhehehehehhe, you'd be surprised! Other than the whole kaiju thing, how are you liking the whole vibe of the islands though? The whole japanese shtick is nice!"
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“ There is a fucking science in how much you wanna pull my fuckin' leg 'ere, there ain't no damn way ”
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“ There is a fucking science in how much you wanna pull my fuckin' leg 'ere, there ain't no damn way ”
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February 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"hehehehhehehehehhe, you'd be surprised! Other than the whole kaiju thing, how are you liking the whole vibe of the islands though? The whole japanese shtick is nice!"
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