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𝙳𝚛. 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚛
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Star Trek RP

Doctor, "slightly" altered

2369-(usually writing post war)

MDNI

(parody, hopefully a bit less creepy than canon)

IDIC
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Call up for a preauth on a medication or procedure?

Good luck!
claymation pirate meme: text: How every insurance agent answers "Is this covered?" pirate: Well yes, but actually no
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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A man in swimtrunks drinking a beer as the boat he is on is sinking text (on man) Americans text (on boat) America
October 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Dr. Julian Bashir looks at you, the reader, with those adorable fuck-me eyes text: BEFRIENDS LIZARD SPY ONLY SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP
September 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Three panel meme, featuring Garak and Bashir. Panel 1: Garak 'ACAB' Panel 2: Bashir 'Even Odo?' Panel 3: Garak 'Especially Odo'
September 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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// Take care of yourself, we'll be here when you get back💚
September 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Animated Captain Kirk meme Frame one (Kirk's hand on his cheek in concern) Frame two (Kirk covering his mouth in consternation) text: when the yoga & healthy eating still doesn't cure you
August 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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August 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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𝑆𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑏, 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑠𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑡'𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑎 𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑑𝑒

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑚 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑑, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑙𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠
June 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I found some cereal to help deal with your high protein diet!
POOP LIKE A CHAMPION ORIGINAL ULTRA FIBER CEREAL 23G Fiber! Wheat free, gluten free, non GMO, made in the USA! A blue box of cereal with a red bowl, milk pouring in with stars, and oddly enough cartoon people. Behind it is a half visible bowl with I think fruit and cereal (or rabbit turds, hard to say) Maybe you should just sprinkle sugar on straw
May 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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@intendantoflust.bsky.social Got a new poster made, happy?
Captain James T. Kirk sitting on the Enterprise (no bloody A, B, C or D) bridge, smiling happily. Small text: Starfleet Medical reminder: ...young ...pretty ...easy ...but full of germs!!! avoid pickups!!
May 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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[𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑓 𝑀𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑂𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑒𝑟'𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑔: 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑙. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑤 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑑]
Captain James T. Kirk, staring into the camera, thumb under his chin, looking slutty as always. text: Remember, Captain Kirk says: Don't be like me! Beware of Bajoran Banta Fever! Get your vaccine today!
May 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Me in the national security team group chat
March 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Alexander Siddig sitting reading a note text: The moment you realize "Game of Thrones" is just a Julian Bashir 'Holo-suite' program
March 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Deep Space Nine, 9 panel comic 1. Gul Dukat (Skeletor laughing while reclined) 2. Garak & Bashir (runaway balloon meme) 3. Odo (pink blob happily escaping a box) 4. Gowron (Ralphie flying in window, Simpsons) 5. Nog Moogie Rom (three headed dragon meme) 6. O'Brien (this is fine! dog) 7. Jeffrey Combs (Multi spidermen pointing) 8. Jadzia (tombstone) 9. Morn & Odo (Barney & Moe, the Simpsons)
March 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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If you have chronic pain or illness it is ok to be kind to yourself and rest

Shaking it off isn't always possible
Spiderman laying in rubble text: Waking up with chronic illness/chronic pain be like Shake it off. It's just your bones, your muscles and your organs...
March 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Happy Valentine's Day, I suppose
Chief O'Brien and Dr. Bashir, both totally loaded text: Roses are red Violets are 'Viola sororia' You give me a transient idiopathic arrhythmia
February 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Non sexy time with Romulans
February 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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"Aww, look at the little guy go!"
February 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Happy Christmas, Miles!

I hope you like retro lawn darts!
December 25, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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// rp accts and mutuals only, please!
December 25, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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December 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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post your favorite star trek character but wrong answers only
Dr. McCoy, standing in his officer -no, wait, it's Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce is the Chief Surgeon of the 4077th M*A*S*H unit standing in the camp, dressed in his fatigues, in a free moment between spells of treating incoming wounded during the Korean War
December 20, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺, was there 𝘢𝘯𝘺 doubt?
December 15, 2024 at 3:44 AM
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