Blue💙
@alteredcaprine.bsky.social
27 | She/they/it 🏳️⚧️ | I'm that azure goatpuppy that keeps munching on your lawn and getting into your trash. 👾👾👾
Whoaaaa my butt is now proportionately big but objectively small enough wear the diapers I have again??????????????
Also ignore where I was drawing on my leg :3
Also ignore where I was drawing on my leg :3
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Whoaaaa my butt is now proportionately big but objectively small enough wear the diapers I have again??????????????
Also ignore where I was drawing on my leg :3
Also ignore where I was drawing on my leg :3
Being a physical organism is hard! I'm happy I get to be here for it 💟
November 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Being a physical organism is hard! I'm happy I get to be here for it 💟
Sitting here in my home-prison, watching the rain clouds roll in to wash away the growing mound of ashes next to my favorite chair
Today's another one of those days where chronic fatigue and pain won the fight and I just have to sit there, battered, feeling even more useless than usual
Today's another one of those days where chronic fatigue and pain won the fight and I just have to sit there, battered, feeling even more useless than usual
October 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Sitting here in my home-prison, watching the rain clouds roll in to wash away the growing mound of ashes next to my favorite chair
Today's another one of those days where chronic fatigue and pain won the fight and I just have to sit there, battered, feeling even more useless than usual
Today's another one of those days where chronic fatigue and pain won the fight and I just have to sit there, battered, feeling even more useless than usual
Oh my starsssss now I can watch my favorite cartoon even when no haves internet 💕💕💕💕
October 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh my starsssss now I can watch my favorite cartoon even when no haves internet 💕💕💕💕
I saw a meme about domestic abuse so I made it better 😋
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I saw a meme about domestic abuse so I made it better 😋
One of my teeth broke a couple days ago and my dentist is dodging my calls but I'm more concerned about the fact that despite losing almost 50 lbs this year HRT has officially made my ass too big for the diapers in my possession.. 😩😩😩😩😩😩
September 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
One of my teeth broke a couple days ago and my dentist is dodging my calls but I'm more concerned about the fact that despite losing almost 50 lbs this year HRT has officially made my ass too big for the diapers in my possession.. 😩😩😩😩😩😩
in my funny cat arc [again]
September 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
in my funny cat arc [again]
Just knowing you're by my side puts me at ease... I love you, little bear 🩵
August 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just knowing you're by my side puts me at ease... I love you, little bear 🩵
today's a good day to lie in bed crying and pawing off
July 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
today's a good day to lie in bed crying and pawing off
Mario games really be like
"Here's a great fucking character design, now jump on its head 3 times and never see it again ✨"
"Here's a great fucking character design, now jump on its head 3 times and never see it again ✨"
July 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Mario games really be like
"Here's a great fucking character design, now jump on its head 3 times and never see it again ✨"
"Here's a great fucking character design, now jump on its head 3 times and never see it again ✨"
me: this weed tastes funny
me: wasn't this the puppygirl weed?
*checks label on container*
me: OH MY GOD NO THIS IS "the weed that makes me think about how i need a cute girl to lay her sweet head on my thick-ass thighs and fall asleep while i stroke her hair at the end of a long day Kush"!!!
me: wasn't this the puppygirl weed?
*checks label on container*
me: OH MY GOD NO THIS IS "the weed that makes me think about how i need a cute girl to lay her sweet head on my thick-ass thighs and fall asleep while i stroke her hair at the end of a long day Kush"!!!
July 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
me: this weed tastes funny
me: wasn't this the puppygirl weed?
*checks label on container*
me: OH MY GOD NO THIS IS "the weed that makes me think about how i need a cute girl to lay her sweet head on my thick-ass thighs and fall asleep while i stroke her hair at the end of a long day Kush"!!!
me: wasn't this the puppygirl weed?
*checks label on container*
me: OH MY GOD NO THIS IS "the weed that makes me think about how i need a cute girl to lay her sweet head on my thick-ass thighs and fall asleep while i stroke her hair at the end of a long day Kush"!!!
weird vibes from this guy
July 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
weird vibes from this guy
call my girl's crotch the Deep South the way she's the only Miss whose piss I sippy
June 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
call my girl's crotch the Deep South the way she's the only Miss whose piss I sippy
Within chaos, there is emptiness
April 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Within chaos, there is emptiness
Y'all I'm not gonna lie yesterday was maybe the hardest day of my entire life so far and I feel like I'm not even back to being in my right mine emotionally yet
March 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Y'all I'm not gonna lie yesterday was maybe the hardest day of my entire life so far and I feel like I'm not even back to being in my right mine emotionally yet
Need that ultra fucked up freak mode deluxe super nasty style h*ndh*lding girlyaoi RIGHT FUCKING NOW
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Need that ultra fucked up freak mode deluxe super nasty style h*ndh*lding girlyaoi RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I finally got around to updating my Nintendo account information for the first time since I got my switch (2017)
Behold! A Mii transition timeline!
Behold! A Mii transition timeline!
January 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I finally got around to updating my Nintendo account information for the first time since I got my switch (2017)
Behold! A Mii transition timeline!
Behold! A Mii transition timeline!
The urge to BE MOMMY has been extremely STRONG lately...
December 24, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The urge to BE MOMMY has been extremely STRONG lately...
Shucks... Looks like this little cowpoke needs to mosey on down to the changing table before she leaks :3
yes that's right, good ol Eli has blessed me with another #abdl masterpiece.
yes that's right, good ol Eli has blessed me with another #abdl masterpiece.
December 16, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Shucks... Looks like this little cowpoke needs to mosey on down to the changing table before she leaks :3
yes that's right, good ol Eli has blessed me with another #abdl masterpiece.
yes that's right, good ol Eli has blessed me with another #abdl masterpiece.
Bleh.... I am super sick today 😵 time to be baby...
December 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Bleh.... I am super sick today 😵 time to be baby...
one day, you shared a song with me. i'd heard it before but it didn't make much of an impression. once you shared that song with me it became permanently associated with you. i listen to it whenever i miss you. this year it was one of my most listened-to songs.
December 5, 2024 at 5:34 AM
one day, you shared a song with me. i'd heard it before but it didn't make much of an impression. once you shared that song with me it became permanently associated with you. i listen to it whenever i miss you. this year it was one of my most listened-to songs.