AltDOGE
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AltDOGE
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Satirical thoughts of Dumb Oafs Grifting Everywhere
It’s well know President Trump doesn’t pay his bills. Mr. Musk is helping him realize the same for the federal government.

@fortune.com : “Musk says DOGE is halting Treasury payments to US contractors”

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Musk says DOGE is halting Treasury payments to US contractors
Musk said DOGE was shutting down payments to Lutheran Family Services, a faith-based charity that has been providing social services to refugees.
fortune.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The new head of HR promotes diversity of thought, just so long as diversity doesn’t include historically marginalized peoples or non-“Christian” values.

@404media.co : “Musk’s DOGE Brings in HR Consultant Focused on ‘Non-Woke’ DEI 'Aligned With Our Faith’”

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Musk’s DOGE Brings in HR Consultant Focused on ‘Non-Woke’ DEI 'Aligned With Our Faith’
“It’s simply just a non-woke version, offering employers an alternative approach to diversity and inclusion.”
www.404media.co
February 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
This is a tried and true strategy for him. He does this every time he’s about to completely take over an enterprise and claim all the credit for past and future successes.

@ndtv.com : “Elon Musk Says He's Turned The DOGE Office In Washington His Bedroom”

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Elon Musk Says He's Turned The DOGE Office In Washington His Bedroom
Musk has been staying at DOGE's offices in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, just a stone's throw away from the White House.
www.ndtv.com
February 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It’s a lock-in! It’s a ketamine-inspired new means of government team building.

www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
reuters.com
www.reuters.com
February 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
DOGE claims they are saving approximately $1 Billion a day by cutting DEI programs. Easy to cut a billion from the ledger when the funds are just transferred to oligarchs and Russia.
February 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM