Alt CDC 2
@altcdc2.bsky.social
Double the fun! Another alt account from the CDC. Can’t stop, won’t stop. Public health matters. The truth matters.
Hey look everyone, turns out agency heads don’t actually need to listen to whatever bullshit Musk says. They’ve had the right to refuse all along. *looks at HHS and CDC leadership*
#DoNotComplyInAdvance
#DoNotComplyInAdvance
February 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Hey look everyone, turns out agency heads don’t actually need to listen to whatever bullshit Musk says. They’ve had the right to refuse all along. *looks at HHS and CDC leadership*
#DoNotComplyInAdvance
#DoNotComplyInAdvance
You first motherfucker. Show me what you actually did and provide receipts.
February 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You first motherfucker. Show me what you actually did and provide receipts.
Musk once again takes to X to try and claim that SSA has people receiving benefits who are over the age of 120. We once again are baffled by his inability to grasp basic concepts of complex data systems. No…not baffled. He’s being deliberately obtuse. We once again offer this as our response to him.
February 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Musk once again takes to X to try and claim that SSA has people receiving benefits who are over the age of 120. We once again are baffled by his inability to grasp basic concepts of complex data systems. No…not baffled. He’s being deliberately obtuse. We once again offer this as our response to him.
My reaction on seeing Trump and Elon fire the agency responsible for our nuclear stockpile and then trying to recall them.
February 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My reaction on seeing Trump and Elon fire the agency responsible for our nuclear stockpile and then trying to recall them.
Me every time I see Elon conflate his massive staggering ignorance with being extra special smart.
February 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Me every time I see Elon conflate his massive staggering ignorance with being extra special smart.
Dear Elon, we use SQL all over the place. We also use all kinds of other data platforms and tools ranging from Apache Spark all the way to mainframes. Just because you have no clue what any of this means and don’t understand relational DBs doesn’t mean you’ve uncovered anything. Dumbass.
February 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dear Elon, we use SQL all over the place. We also use all kinds of other data platforms and tools ranging from Apache Spark all the way to mainframes. Just because you have no clue what any of this means and don’t understand relational DBs doesn’t mean you’ve uncovered anything. Dumbass.
Dear Gerri Willis, our colleagues are working every day to save lives, in some cases overseas. We do this because we believe in the mission and in saving lives. Money is not the only metric of success. Our jobs are real jobs.
Get off the couch and come here for a day and see what we do.
Get off the couch and come here for a day and see what we do.
February 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Dear Gerri Willis, our colleagues are working every day to save lives, in some cases overseas. We do this because we believe in the mission and in saving lives. Money is not the only metric of success. Our jobs are real jobs.
Get off the couch and come here for a day and see what we do.
Get off the couch and come here for a day and see what we do.
Oh look, it’s another forking email asking us to resign. 🙄
February 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Oh look, it’s another forking email asking us to resign. 🙄
What we think things look like over at DOGE HQ
February 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
What we think things look like over at DOGE HQ