Fuck jeff probst because no genevieve in the Survivor 50 trailer? No emily flippen financial analyst? My life is constantly being ruined by old men who refuse to just have a heart attack already
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Fuck jeff probst because no genevieve in the Survivor 50 trailer? No emily flippen financial analyst? My life is constantly being ruined by old men who refuse to just have a heart attack already
The hivemind in Pluribus is jewish and they’re a bad jew in terms of merit for working themselves into an unbreakable ethical code
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The hivemind in Pluribus is jewish and they’re a bad jew in terms of merit for working themselves into an unbreakable ethical code
Is it time to start looking for a new job when the chief financial officer bounces
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Is it time to start looking for a new job when the chief financial officer bounces
am i overdue for a haircut
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
am i overdue for a haircut
Half of my tinnitus I was born with and the other half developed from having to wear hearingaids (a tiny speaker meant to actuate as much sound as possible and are therefore Loud) as an already stressed-out kid. Like imagine if you could never hear a refrigerator hum before and it’s also Very Loud
November 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Half of my tinnitus I was born with and the other half developed from having to wear hearingaids (a tiny speaker meant to actuate as much sound as possible and are therefore Loud) as an already stressed-out kid. Like imagine if you could never hear a refrigerator hum before and it’s also Very Loud
After the third and fourth shiny flaafys - we have the frog
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
After the third and fourth shiny flaafys - we have the frog
is it like bad that several higher-ups at my job have individually been sent to the farm at the private equity firm in the sky without any warning through the last few weeks
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
is it like bad that several higher-ups at my job have individually been sent to the farm at the private equity firm in the sky without any warning through the last few weeks
Don’t understand how Bugonia cost 55 million compared to Poor Things’s 35 million. Need cute smart film man to explain to me
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Don’t understand how Bugonia cost 55 million compared to Poor Things’s 35 million. Need cute smart film man to explain to me
NGL seeing spoilers for Bugonia absolutely sucked lol like idc most of the time and I get that it’s an adaptation but I would have loved to see that ending without knowing anything
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
NGL seeing spoilers for Bugonia absolutely sucked lol like idc most of the time and I get that it’s an adaptation but I would have loved to see that ending without knowing anything
Just fell back asleep and went on a 3 hr dream date with an ex… dont text
November 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just fell back asleep and went on a 3 hr dream date with an ex… dont text
pokemon legends ZA but it’s set in DC with minimal changes to the artwork and if you go on a rooftop with inteleon you get a 5 star rating
October 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
pokemon legends ZA but it’s set in DC with minimal changes to the artwork and if you go on a rooftop with inteleon you get a 5 star rating
This is what we blew up our economy for btw
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This is what we blew up our economy for btw
Ok girl bye whatever
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ok girl bye whatever
Somehow feel like this bit during Broken Glass was crazier than Lorde’s actual album art (either Solar Power’s cover or the clear plastic pants in Virgin’s gatefold). We should start posting bellybutton
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Somehow feel like this bit during Broken Glass was crazier than Lorde’s actual album art (either Solar Power’s cover or the clear plastic pants in Virgin’s gatefold). We should start posting bellybutton
When do I get to kill him
October 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
When do I get to kill him
shut down and stopped going out the second summer ended but pool daddy invited me to a flannel fall union suit party tomorrow……….
October 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
shut down and stopped going out the second summer ended but pool daddy invited me to a flannel fall union suit party tomorrow……….
was supposed to do a no spend october but… i need to redecorate…. my couch and rug don’t match i’m dying…
October 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
was supposed to do a no spend october but… i need to redecorate…. my couch and rug don’t match i’m dying…
important client called me at 6:30 am and I didn’t see the notification when I woke up and he sent no follow up emails so now I have to cold call help
October 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
important client called me at 6:30 am and I didn’t see the notification when I woke up and he sent no follow up emails so now I have to cold call help
yay i have a million things to do at work because i took yom kippur off :3 going to take an edible and ignore everything
October 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
yay i have a million things to do at work because i took yom kippur off :3 going to take an edible and ignore everything
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the thing about taylor's diss track is, no matter how you slice it she's punching down. (setting aside she misunderstood sympathy is a knife) but you really expect me to side with a billionaire against a girl who just got her first grammy. be serious.
October 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
the thing about taylor's diss track is, no matter how you slice it she's punching down. (setting aside she misunderstood sympathy is a knife) but you really expect me to side with a billionaire against a girl who just got her first grammy. be serious.
funny that antonoff produced so many career high albums (Melodrama/NFR/folklore) but enough time has passed to say — only taylor has been completely unable to follow up.
October 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
funny that antonoff produced so many career high albums (Melodrama/NFR/folklore) but enough time has passed to say — only taylor has been completely unable to follow up.
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oh they are definitely about to give miller a list of all the evil socialist jews to prosecute (it will just be a list of all jewish people). Happy Yom Kippur guys let’s all hope our names are written in the book of life!
October 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
oh they are definitely about to give miller a list of all the evil socialist jews to prosecute (it will just be a list of all jewish people). Happy Yom Kippur guys let’s all hope our names are written in the book of life!
someone posted that an edible and a toy is a great night for a bottom and I want to thank them bc I haven’t opened the apps for a week. but also blame them because my brain is fried
October 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
someone posted that an edible and a toy is a great night for a bottom and I want to thank them bc I haven’t opened the apps for a week. but also blame them because my brain is fried