DJentelskog
@alt3rd3go.bsky.social
25 | 🏳️🌈 | he/him | INFP | your friendly (nsfw 18+) neighborhood ikea bear | metal/alternative music, gaming, food, beards, butts, and mutts
Wednesday morning 🪵 What would you do if you woke up to this view?
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Wednesday morning 🪵 What would you do if you woke up to this view?
This after forcing my decrepit, rotting bones to the gym at 5am 🫠 Happy Friday, folks!
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
This after forcing my decrepit, rotting bones to the gym at 5am 🫠 Happy Friday, folks!
Do you know how many bath salts your kids are doing tonight? If you change that channel, you just might miss it! More at 11 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do you know how many bath salts your kids are doing tonight? If you change that channel, you just might miss it! More at 11 🎃
Back at it for the birth week!
October 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Back at it for the birth week!
Forgot my earbuds during arm day this morning 😩
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Forgot my earbuds during arm day this morning 😩
Some softie for your Saturday?
October 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Some softie for your Saturday?
Aww look he’s smoldering
October 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Aww look he’s smoldering
I’m just really proud of her 🥹
October 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m just really proud of her 🥹
Rise n shine campers, we got wood to chop this morning
October 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Rise n shine campers, we got wood to chop this morning
Putting on some size
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Putting on some size
Thanks to all the gym daddies this morning. Just… thank you! 🫠
September 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Thanks to all the gym daddies this morning. Just… thank you! 🫠
Could you tell it was arm day?
September 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Could you tell it was arm day?
I’m a slut for a slutty robe
September 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I’m a slut for a slutty robe
Fixed up the fuzz. Here’s to another week of gay fuckery!
August 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Fixed up the fuzz. Here’s to another week of gay fuckery!
Got cocky with the sunscreen 🔥🥲🔥
July 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Got cocky with the sunscreen 🔥🥲🔥
Next time you’ll have to bark for it
June 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Next time you’ll have to bark for it
Trust it won’t be soft much longer
June 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Trust it won’t be soft much longer
How you gonna hold with a chip on your shoulder?
June 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
How you gonna hold with a chip on your shoulder?
Time to wash the sheets again
May 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Time to wash the sheets again
I’m actually three otters in a trenchcoat
May 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I’m actually three otters in a trenchcoat
The tea leaves are saying good luck!
April 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The tea leaves are saying good luck!