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My mom must've taken like 188 Tylenols a day before she had me
September 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My mom must've taken like 188 Tylenols a day before she had me
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What a terrible name for a convenience store.
Reminds me of that horrible tragedy.
Reminds me of that horrible tragedy.
September 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
What a terrible name for a convenience store.
Reminds me of that horrible tragedy.
Reminds me of that horrible tragedy.
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Honestly thinking of spending my grocery money on an 18TB Hard Drive today. I do NOT like the direction the internet is heading. This isn't even about porn, I'm scared they'll block access to the Youtube API soon. I fear I will one day live long enough to see people "Pirate Youtube Videos"
August 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Honestly thinking of spending my grocery money on an 18TB Hard Drive today. I do NOT like the direction the internet is heading. This isn't even about porn, I'm scared they'll block access to the Youtube API soon. I fear I will one day live long enough to see people "Pirate Youtube Videos"
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
July 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
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There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.
July 25, 2025 at 9:58 AM
There was going to be a Spice Girls anime, but they cancelled it. We were fucking ROBBED.
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Ok apparently this just prints subscribers. I mean it makes sense. They're out of context anime clips, of course taking away even MORE context would make it funnier. Having titles just takes away from the chaos.
July 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ok apparently this just prints subscribers. I mean it makes sense. They're out of context anime clips, of course taking away even MORE context would make it funnier. Having titles just takes away from the chaos.
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ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass
July 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass
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hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online
July 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online
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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
July 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
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"Animation? I didn't watch Akira for the Animation. In fact, I wish it were live action. That'd be WAY better"
If somebody says this to you, run.
If somebody says this to you, run.
Taika Waititi’s live action #Akira film is no longer happening
Warner Bros has lost the rights
(via THR)
Warner Bros has lost the rights
(via THR)
June 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"Animation? I didn't watch Akira for the Animation. In fact, I wish it were live action. That'd be WAY better"
If somebody says this to you, run.
If somebody says this to you, run.
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Posting anime from the 90s without a source, & enjoying the chaos as my followers flail around like Muppets trying to figure out what it is.
June 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Posting anime from the 90s without a source, & enjoying the chaos as my followers flail around like Muppets trying to figure out what it is.
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cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails
June 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails
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did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man
June 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man
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commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
June 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"
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know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. it`s up to fate—i make no apologies of it
June 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. it`s up to fate—i make no apologies of it
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Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
June 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit
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when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .
June 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .
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